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Anyone have any good jokes?

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rach24:
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you Get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, Shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here
at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Brookenstein:
Thanks for all the jokes, they were a big help.

I went and graduated last night, so I won't be needing them anymore.

Spatech_tuo:

--- Quote ---Thanks for all the jokes, they were a big help.

I went and graduated last night, so I won't be needing them anymore.
--- End quote ---


Too bad, we're not stopping!!!

Brookenstein:
I'm excited... less than 24 hours after 'graduating' I tentatively have my first private party lined up.  Yeah!!!!

wmccall:

--- Quote ---I'm excited... less than 24 hours after 'graduating' I tentatively have my first private party lined up.  Yeah!!!!
--- End quote ---



Stripper School? Or did I miss somegthing somewhere?

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