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Anyone have any good jokes?
drewstar:
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Stripper School? Or did I miss somegthing somewhere?
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Get paid first. And hide the money in your shoe.
/The voice of experiance.
Brookenstein:
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Stripper School? Or did I miss somegthing somewhere?
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I went to bartending school. I have to bartend to get the money for the new boobs, then I will pursue my 'dancing' career. ;D
Spatech_tuo:
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I went to bartending school. I have to bartend to get the money for the new boobs, then I will pursue my 'dancing' career. ;D
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Oh sure, we believe you, "bartending" school. ;) ;) ;)
drewstar:
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in he
glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He
soon realized that she was heading straight towards his seat.
As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out "Business trip or
pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business, I'm going to the
Annual Nymphomaniacs of America convention in Chicago," He swallowed
hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next
to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at the convention!?" "Lecture," she responded. "I am the
lead lecturer where I use information that I have learned from my own
personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?"
"Well, she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when
actually it is the men Of Jewish descent that are the best. I have
also discovered that the lover with the absolute best stamina is the
Southern Redneck,"
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
sorry,"she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you.
I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
drewstar:
Another one forwarded to me by my dear old dad:
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3 When people say " Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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