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Valentines Rhymes...from the hot tub

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drewstar:
When the texas reaper comes looking - I hope it's later than sooner,  
 
just tell him, I'm in Colorado,  and my name changed to Arjuna.

dax:
Roses are red,
Violets are pluckable.
I gave you my heart
Because you are so.... uh, nice.

Spatech_tuo:

--- Quote ---When the texas reaper comes looking - I hope it's later than sooner,  
 
just tell him, I'm in Colorado,  and my name changed to Arjuna.
--- End quote ---


Your mocking of the hot tub rebrander,
is possibly grounds for pure slander,
expect a cease & desist letter,
or worse yet the wrath of "The sweater"!

Mike Blute:
His wife's got a moustache, and sucks like a Hoover
Is it still slander
If we refer to him as Gruver?

Bonibelle:
OK you buggers, this is a real..heartfelt Valentine message that I sent my poor hubby who is suffering in sunny Puerto Rico this Valentine's Day. No kiddin


You’re the love of my life,
You’re everything dear,
It’s Valentine’s Day,
And I wish you were here.  :)

After 25 years,
Our love is still strong,
The next time you go,
Won’t you take me along?   :-?

Our weather’s been nasty,
We had quite a storm,
I miss your soft hugs,
That keep me so warm!  :)

Yeah, I’ve got the woodstove,
Some split wood to stack,
And splintered fingers,
Now a sore back.  :-/

But the firewood supply,
It’s getting quite low,
Hey Dude, I’m not Paul Bunyan,
You know!  >:(

And the hot tub is lonely,
I wish you were here.
We could share a long soak,
Romantic talk and a beer.  :-*

And speaking of hot tub,
The water is old.
I really hate dumping it,
When it’s this cold.  >:(

I know this is business,
Or so you say,
But you’re in San Juan
It’s 85 there today!  8-)

So on Valentine’s
Yes you’re my man,
But I’m freezing my tail off,
And you’re getting TAN!!  :P


A nice dinner tonight
Would have been really great,  :)
But pizza or take-out,
Are likely my fate!  >:( >:( >:(


I’m Ok with this,
It’s not such a big deal,  :-/
No flowers, no card,
No restaurant meal. :'(

Oh that leather,
I got you for Valentine’s Day,
I listed this morning..
It’s now on Ebay!  ::)

And in case I’m not here,
When you finally arrive,
Have a soak in the tub,
The temp’s 55!   ;D ;D






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