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Valentines Rhymes...from the hot tub

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soak-king:
These are some entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a two line rhyme with the most romantic line first but a least romantic line second.

My darling lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming,
That is why I wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
but don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe - GO TO HELL!

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts Vodka, one part lime.

ANY OTHERS? ;D ;D

East_TX_Spa:
The height and depth of our love shall prevail,
Matched only by the width of your tail.

Chad:
I love you with all my heart,
especially those amazing feet.
Until my marriage falls apart,
let's keep this relationship discrete.

East_TX_Spa:
Before I met you, I was lost and alone
Now I get all of my sex off the phone.

Chad:
Gazing up at the night sky,
while we're relaxing in our hot tub,
I can't help but let out a sigh,
as I would rather be giving your sister a foot rub.

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