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Original => Hot Tub Forum => Topic started by: East_TX_Spa on May 19, 2006, 04:00:12 pm

Title: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: East_TX_Spa on May 19, 2006, 04:00:12 pm
We've just started our biggest sale of the year!  This is how we entice folks to stop by and visit:

(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/1bca0b53.jpg)

This is how we keep them occupied:

(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/DSC01336.jpg)

This is our super high end sales crew:
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/DSC01343.jpg)

And this is the end result of a cash and carry deal:

(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/74266e4e.jpg)

Terminator & Underling
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: The_Big_Spa_Fairy on May 19, 2006, 04:29:48 pm
My what a good job you do of holding your stomach in.

Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: Spatech_tuo on May 19, 2006, 04:37:41 pm
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This is our prisoner work release sales crew:
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/DSC01343.jpg)




Suck it in!!
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: Bonibelle on May 19, 2006, 04:40:30 pm
On the other side of the tent....try some fine wine and Andrea...and tell me Monday, who sells the most tubs....
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: hymbaw on May 19, 2006, 05:18:15 pm
Wrong beer to entice me.

Bring some of this in and you got a sale!

(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g198/hymbaw/lOberonLogo.jpg)
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: wmccall on May 19, 2006, 05:25:41 pm
Someone please Photoshop that first sign, the possabilities are endless.
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: East_TX_Spa on May 19, 2006, 05:31:37 pm
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/b534e357.jpg)
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: TN__HOT_TUB on May 19, 2006, 05:35:30 pm
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Someone please Photoshop that first sign, the possabilities are endless.



Funny sign story.  In one shopping center here in Knoxville, there were 3 interesting stores.  I'll try to get a picture.   Hint: the 3 stores I'm refering to

1. Arts & crafts store (named after a female)
2. Very large office supply store (holds paper together)
3. Sporting goods store (named after a male)
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: Spatech_tuo on May 19, 2006, 05:58:45 pm
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Funny sign story.  In one shopping center here in Knoxville, there were 3 interesting stores.  I'll try to get a picture.   Hint: the 3 stores I'm refering to

1. Arts & crafts store (named after a female)
2. Very large office supply store (holds paper together)
3. Sporting goods store (named after a male)


Jo Annes
Staples
Dick's

Is that right? I don't get it?  ???
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: hottub.pool_boy on May 19, 2006, 07:08:24 pm
Is the jetsetter getting a tan?
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: East_TX_Spa on May 19, 2006, 07:53:30 pm
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Is the jetsetter getting a tan?


I'm trying to.

Terminator
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: hottub.pool_boy on May 19, 2006, 07:58:25 pm
quick whit. you guys are good.
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: Chas on May 19, 2006, 08:06:32 pm
Thanks. ;)
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: East_TX_Spa on May 19, 2006, 08:13:06 pm
I'm a mighty tired goober.  The last shoppers left at about 6:45 and I'm trying to get my brain put back together.  Tomorrow is going to be a mess.

The city health inspector came out and told us to take our signs and tent down as we didn't have permits.  We got to talking a bit and found out we graduated from the same school, knew a lot of the same people, and her little sister used to grab my butt back in 1985.  By the end, she said not to worry about the tent.  It ain't what you know, it's who you know, and who you know that grabbed your butt.

One of the local charities is buying a Prodigy for a little boy that has dwarfism.  He was swimming around in there and putting on a show for the people shopping!  I wish we could just give him the spa, but we gave them a BIG discount.

Terminator
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: The_Big_Spa_Fairy on May 19, 2006, 08:21:02 pm
Bless you. Some of my best friends are dwarfs - but they all live in the world of dreams with me. I can't imagine how difficult it would be to be a human dwarf. You humans can be so mean to each other when something like that happens.

So I for one am glad you helped in any way you could.

Giggly good job Mr. Texas two-step!
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: hottub.pool_boy on May 19, 2006, 08:31:53 pm
We've had similar oppoertunities to spread goodwill and it's paid off big time. Even though you weren't able to give it away, you'll have plenty of opportunity to make it the perfect experience down the road.
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: TN__HOT_TUB on May 19, 2006, 08:49:12 pm
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Jo Annes
Staples
Dick's

Is that right? I don't get it?  ???


Yes, that is correct.  
I drove past that shopping center for years and one day my wife mentioned that to me in passing.  "Joanne staples dicks."  I replied, "ouch."  She told me she was just reading the sign. We both busted out laughing.


Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: Viper_Dude on May 20, 2006, 12:43:40 am
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Yes, that is correct.  
I drove past that shopping center for years and one day my wife mentioned that to me in passing.  "Joanne staples dicks."  I replied, "ouch."  She told me she was just reading the sign. We both busted out laughing.

I was working at a movie theater in 2000, and being I was one of only two employees over 18, I was forced to change the marquee sign every Thursday. The manager would always leave a note for me of what order he wanted the movies in. One Thursday we ended up with:

"Erin Brokovich"
"Screwed"
"My Dog Skip"

The following evening I came into work and the order of the sign had been changed by my manager during the day. ;D Somewhere I have a picture of that sign, I may have to dig it up.
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: DoubleA on May 22, 2006, 02:08:55 pm
A gas station here had a good advertised deal on phone cards one day.  "1800 minutes for only $2000"  I was tempted to buy two phone cards but then I would've had to sell my car.
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: drewstar on May 22, 2006, 02:15:24 pm
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A gas station here had a good advertised deal on phone cards one day.  "1800 minutes for only $2000"  I was tempted to buy two phone cards but then I would've had to sell my car.



That's  90 cents a minute.  

? ? ?

i've paid less a minute  for a telephone calls advertised in the back of hustler.   ???
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: tanstaafl2 on May 22, 2006, 02:31:13 pm
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That's  90 cents a minute.  

? ? ?

i've paid less a minute  for a telephone calls advertised in the back of hustler.   ???


I believe there may be a decimal point missing, hence the joke.

Or perhaps you are just hustlin' us...  :o
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: East_TX_Spa on May 22, 2006, 02:34:05 pm
The sale's going great!  We sold 1 Thursday, 3 Friday, and 8 Saturday.  Between fighting off local officials wanting their permits and other forms of graft as well as riff raff wanting to get a free breast exam without buying a spa, everything's running fairly smoothish.

We started off strong Saturday with 3 Envoys and a Jetsetter boom....boom...boom....boom!  

(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/DSC01350.jpg)
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/DSC01351.jpg)
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/DSC01352.jpg)


We're gonna keep plugging away until Memorial Day!

Terminator
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: drewstar on May 22, 2006, 02:46:04 pm
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Then I sent Amy the Underling to Target to get a shirt that would enhance her salesmanship and the customers seemed to respond favorably:
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/DSC01356.jpg)

We're gonna keep plugging away until Memorial Day!

Terminator


When M_ster Spa has a road side tent sale, they have thier salesfolk walk right out to the cars as the stop for the redlight.

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j61/GodlikeMoron/prostitute.jpg)

"Hey mister, wanna buy a spa?"
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: East_TX_Spa on May 22, 2006, 02:48:52 pm
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When M_ster Spa has a road side tent sale, they have thier salesfolk walk right out to the cars as the stop for the redlight.

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j61/GodlikeMoron/prostitute.jpg)

"Hey mister, wanna buy a spa?"

We tend to be somewhat classier in our approach.

Terminator
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: drewstar on May 22, 2006, 02:55:05 pm
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We tend to be somewhat classier in our approach.

Terminator



At least that's what I tell Mrs Drewstar. :)

"What was she doing over here talking to you about while I was in the store?"

"oh. um. ah..she was selling me a...a spa!"


"A spa?"

"yes, a spa. Very nice girl too. Trying to work her way through college. poor kid"


::)
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: East_TX_Spa on May 27, 2006, 08:19:23 pm
And its over....29 spas since last Wednesday.  All of them HotSpring except for 2 Solana's and a HotSpot Sorrento.  Right now, I hate hot tubs more than anything in the world besides Ol' Scratch, so I hope ya'll have a great Memorial Day Weekend and a safe one and I will talk to ya'll later.

Terminator
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: FiSh on May 28, 2006, 07:34:12 am
great marketing program term!
Title: Re: Spa Sale!!!
Post by: ndabunka on May 30, 2006, 10:48:24 pm
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That's  90 cents a minute.  

? ? ?

i've paid less a minute  for a telephone calls advertised in the back of hustler.   ???


Drew - I hope you don't handle the taxes in your family... 1800minutes for $2000 is NOT 90/minute