Hot Tub Forum
Original => Hot Tub Forum => Topic started by: East_TX_Spa on November 10, 2005, 10:00:01 am
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I finally found a guy for ya'll who is not:
a. Fat
b. Old
c. Bald
d. Wearing a thong
e. Holding a bird
What do ya'll think? Is this more what you had in mind or do I need to keep looking?
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/creepy.jpg)
Terminator
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OMG....you're hurting me!! Is that a doobie in his mouth? YUK!!
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Well, I've gotta admit he isn't all of those things you have listed but I think you should a few items to that list in order to please the ladies here. Like maybe... not on his death bed!
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It looks like a regular ol' Marlboro to me, but I don't know about such things.
So, it seems you like this one OK?
Terminator
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Well, I've gotta admit he isn't all of those things you have listed but I think you should a few items to that list in order to please the ladies here. Like maybe... not on his death bed!
Haaaahaaahaaaaaaaa!!! ;D ;D ;D
Well here's ya'lls opportunity to lay down the criteria and I will spend the entire day trying to find the perfect pic for ya. Tell me what you want and I'll find it!
Terminator
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That's just not right.... :-/
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That's just not right.... :-/
I agree, smoking in the tub is not healthy. :(
Terminator
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OMG! That skinny little man with the horrible haircut looks like my husband did when I met him 10+ years ago.
No, Terminator.. thats not quite what we are looking for... I'd like someone at least in the 165lb range or more and preferably not stoned, but the effort is appreciated. :)
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OMG....you're hurting me!! Is that a doobie in his mouth? YUK!!
Not unless doobies now have filters on the end. ;)
The pic does bring up a slight annoyance: smoking in the tub. Matches and lighters can easly and quickly become useless. I have some tiki torches by the tub and light those, it adds a nice atmosphere to the tub and do an excellent job lighting those Cohibas.
Just be careful when putting your face too close to the flame, espically after a few burbons. Not that I ever did anything that dumb, ::)
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OMG! That skinny little man with the horrible haircut looks like my husband did when I met him 10+ years ago.
No, Terminator.. thats not quite what we are looking for... I'd like someone at least in the 165lb range or more and preferably not stoned, but the effort is appreciated. :)
OK, I'm really confused now about what women want (always have been).
This slender, dark haired, young man looks just like the man you chose to marry and remain with for 10 years. However, you now seem repulsed by the same standards of appearance. Have your tastes changed that much or are you just exercising your right to change your mind because that is a woman's prerogative?
???Terminator
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Sorry...I'm not a smoker and my eyes are bad...LOL! Let's see someone like Hugh Jackman, Josh Harknett, Tom Cruise, even Sean Connery.
For me at least 6', 200lbs, dark hair, muscular, nice teeth, good skin, honest and kind, good provider, loves children...oh, I think I just described my husband.
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Sorry...I'm not a smoker and my eyes are bad...LOL! Let's see someone like Hugh Jackman, Josh Harknett, Tom Cruise, even Sean Connery (all rolled into one, except that freaky little Cruise guy).
For me at least 6", 200lbs 250 lbs, dark chin hair, muscular head, nice teeth, a lot of good skin, somewhat honest and occasionally kind, good beer provider, loves children firearms...oh, I think I just described my husband the guy below.
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/Terminator.jpg)
8) Terminator
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Terminator,
I'm not completely shallow I didn't marry for looks alone, I married for his bank account. ;D
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Tremendous improvement over the skinny, smoking fiend!
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Brooke my dear, I never, ever envisioned you as being shallow! You are very honest, though. Most ladies won't admit to what you just did. ;D
Terminator
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(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/creepy.jpg)
It's Tommy Leee before the Pam Anderson and the Tattos.
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Actually, I should clarify, its his paycheck not his bank account. His bank account is near empty. ;D
In all seriousness, my husband is very good looking, but he easily could use 50 lbs. I wish he could easily gain 50 lbs. I definately prefer the athletic build, but I didn't fall in love because of his body it was what he could do with it. :D
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(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/creepy.jpg)
It's Tommy Leee before the Pam Anderson and the Tattos.
That's EXACTLY what I thought when I saw it! ;D
Terminator
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Actually, I should clarify, its his paycheck not his bank account. His bank account is near empty. ;D
In all seriousness, my husband is very good looking, but he easily could use 50 lbs. I wish he could easily gain 50 lbs. I definately prefer the athletic build, but I didn't fall in love because of his body it was what he could do with it. :D
If you'd let the poor boy sleep he'd fatten up a bit!
Terminator
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For me at least 6', 200lbs, dark hair, muscular, nice teeth, good skin, honest and kind, good provider, loves children...oh, I think I just described my husband.
Huh. Good teeth and skin? What, you buying a horse?
Yes,I have good teeth and skin. however, you will be very disapointed in the height, muscle, hair color, and children deparment .
Smokes, drinks, acts like a 12 year old who stole dads platinum card, and has a slew of habits that would make nice girls blush.
A blonde hair Dudley Moore would sum it up accuratley.
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Im gonna go out on a limb here and say this is what your looking for.
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b51/cristcabin/mainFARLEYdnce.gif)
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b51/cristcabin/ck15kona.jpg) This is to make it a hottub related post! 8)
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LOL!! Not even close!! Isn't that the guy from "My Big, Fat, Obnoxious Fiance"?
My husband weighed 165 lbs. when we got married and I didn't think he'd ever gain any weight. Once he hit his 30's things changed.
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I gotta hand it to you Terminator, your sense of humor is pretty darn sharp. It's nice to have a good laugh at work in the middle of an otherwise not-so-funny day!
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LOL!! Not even close!! Isn't that the guy from "My Big, Fat, Obnoxious Fiance"?
My husband weighed 165 lbs. when we got married and I didn't think he'd ever gain any weight. Once he hit his 30's things changed.
That's Chris Farley (RIP) A-La Saturday night live.
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LOL!! Not even close!! Isn't that the guy from "My Big, Fat, Obnoxious Fiance"?
My husband weighed 165 lbs. when we got married and I didn't think he'd ever gain any weight. Once he hit his 30's things changed.
Shame on you. That is Chris Farley (spoofing the Chippendales); responsible for one of the greatest guy comedies of all time, Tommy Boy!!
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Cappy, I wish my husband weighed 165. At his heaviest he is 140. He's about 133 right now. I left for 3 weeks in August and he didn't eat much. (I left the freezer full of frozen pizza and burritos, but he's too lazy to bother, so he just doesn't eat.) He lost about 10 pounds and is slowly gaining it back. Sad thing is I'll be gone for another 3 in December so when I get back he'll probably weigh less than I do and he's a foot taller than I am.
Oh, he's already well into his 30's... I'm hoping the 40's will be different. :D
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Oh, he's already well into his 30's... I'm hoping the 40's will be different. :D
Yeah, he'll be a Snakeman: extremely skinny overall except for a gut protruding like he's swallowed a dog.
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I was hoping it would be more like this..
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c288/imnosupermom/antonio.jpg)
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I was hoping it would be more like this..
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c288/imnosupermom/antonio.jpg)
Brook, where the hell did you get that picture?
Are copyright laws meaningless to you? Huh?
Man, I am sooooooooooo tired of people using my pciture without written consent. ;)
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Yea, now you're talking! Whew....
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I gotta hand it to you Terminator, your sense of humor is pretty darn sharp. It's nice to have a good laugh at work in the middle of an otherwise not-so-funny day!
;D ;D ;D
I'm sorry your day's not going so good. :( Every time my goat-smelling life takes a turd for the worse, something really simple will come along and make it better. Take yesterday, for example....
I was showing some folks a spa in the mood room and things weren't going all that well. I was having a hard time reading them and they thought I was some kind of goofball. Suddenly the door dinger rings and we hear a booming voice.....
"Hallooo halloooo hallooo hallooo huba da huba da huba da ba ba boodly doo!"
We turned and looked quizically at each other. I excused myself and peered out from behind the curtain.
There was a rotund older black fella in a green leisure suit, red tie, and brown suspenders shaking a bucket over his head that sounded like it was full of rattlesnakes.
"My name is the Reverend Deacon Bishop Thomas and I'ma heh collectin' solicitations of donations fo' Miss Katinka Somebody. Our congregation is a tryin' to raise a hunnerd and sitty five thousand dollahs to send miss Katinka to law school."
"Yessir, I remember you came in a few months ago trying to raise money for her kidney transplant. Is she doing OK?"
"Yes suh, yes suh, she's doin' well. She got her new kidneys and now we are sendin' her to law school."
"I'm glad she's OK, but like I told you last time, it's against our company policy to donate money (to con artists) at work. I'm sorry I can't help."
He started shaking that bucket and rolling his eyes and stomping one foot. I thought he was about to use his Reverend Bishop Deacon powers and smite me where I stood, so I braced for the impact. It never came.
"So you ain't gonna help out this unfortunate child?"
"Well sir, if you'd told me you were sending her to medical school I might be more inclined to. But the last thing the world needs is another lawyer. Why don't you try to steer her in that direction?"
"Would you like to make a small donation for her to go to meducal school, then?"
"I can't, but thanks and good luck."
He finally shuffled on out and down the road. The customers started talking about how they hated lawyers and con artists and they were glad I didn't give in to his bucket rattling theatrics. They tried to buy a spa but their credit was denied.
Oh, well, he was entertaining and sure brightened up my day. Hopefully someone will brighten yours. :)
Terminator
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I was hoping it would be more like this..
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c288/imnosupermom/antonio.jpg)
That's a big dad gum hot tub in the background. If it's not a hot tub related pic, it don't count!
Terminator
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Brook, where the hell did you get that picture?
Are copyright laws meaningless to you? Huh?
Man, I am sooooooooooo tired of people using my pciture without written consent. ;)
I live near the beach, it not my fault you were walking without your shirt on again. :) Your lucky the kids were with me or I would have done more than just take a picture. ;D
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I live near the beach, it not my fault you were walking without your shirt on again. :) Your lucky the kids were with me or I would have done more than just take a picture. ;D
I was walking without my shirt because some crazy lady on the beach with her kids stole it! Again.
I am debating if I should get a restraining order on her. She's nuts. ;)
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I didn't hear you complaining when we were alone. :)
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Ok now I to put in my 2 cents here! If I had a man like the first one:
1 ....I'd probably be so inclined to take my brand new 25.06 and shoot myself in the head
2........shoot the cig out of his mouth one of the two (I actually am on day 427 of my new non smoking life! yippppppeee me!!!)
3....I like the second option...then I could get out the annie oakley gun I have a 22 lever action Henery that I'd absolutely would love to have some ME time with....ME time being I need practice with iron sights!
Ok..if ya'll don't stop making me laugh..I'll have to come use the 22 on ya'll !!!! hehehehehehe :o ;D ::)
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Ok now I to put in my 2 cents here! If I had a man like the first one:
1 ....I'd probably be so inclined to take my brand new 25.06 and shoot myself in the head
2........shoot the cig out of his mouth one of the two (I actually am on day 427 of my new non smoking life! yippppppeee me!!!)
3....I like the second option...then I could get out the annie oakley gun I have a 22 lever action Henery that I'd absolutely would love to have some ME time with....ME time being I need practice with iron sights!
Ok..if ya'll don't stop making me laugh..I'll have to come use the 22 on ya'll !!!! hehehehehehe :o ;D ::)
So this is what it takes to get Backpains back on to the forum.
How are you?
Have ya killed anything lately?
BTW what would you do if you had a man like the one in the second picture :o
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BTW what would you do if you had a man like the one in the second picture :o
All her friends would be jealous and then me and Backpains would go shootin' together.
Terminator
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So this is what it takes to get Backpains back on to the forum.
How are you?
Have ya killed anything lately?
BTW what would you do if you had a man like the one in the second picture :o
Well of course it doesn't take a good looking guy pic to get me back on the forum darlin....It's good to be back to give East a ration of crap of course! ;D But..Yes I killed my biggest deer ever 23 1/2 inches wide 16 3/4 inches tall big ole mule deer 270 clean 300 yard shot BOOO YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
P.S. If I had the man in the second picture...I'd NOT have back problems hehehehehehehehehehe
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P.S. If I had the man in the second picture...I'd NOT have back problems hehehehehehehehehehe
Oh ya'll stop it! You're embarassing me. :-[
I hope my wife doesn't see this thread.
Terminator
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Oh ya'll stop it! You're embarassing me. :-[
I hope my wife doesn't see this thread.
Terminator
I'm currently emailing her all quotes by you hun hehehehe
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Dude in the tub looks like Crispin Glover (creepy guy from Charlie's Angels) strung out on a nic fit. Seedy!
Terminator's pic scares me 10 times as much 'cause we liberal Canucks don't allow machine guns near our hot tubs (fear of multiple holes) or anywhere for that matter and 65,000 Yanks are killed every year by firearms while we have 70 deaths here on average without a 'His Highness given right to carry the darn things in any calibre or configuration' we want. I realize this ain't the place to mention politics (or Michael Moore! haha!) but if you're gonna show it, i'm gonna say it. Freedom.
Mr. SixPack is even more frightening than Terminator's pic, I suppose. Thank goodness his weapon is out of sight, but only barely.
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Oh how I pray to the good Lord that he'd grant me a machine gun! I only have semi-autos, much to my dismay. Just a big scary squirrel rifle. :(
Terminator
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Oh how I pray to the good Lord that he'd grant me a machine gun! I only have semi-autos, much to my dismay. Just a big scary squirrel rifle. :(
Terminator
Termin hunny....I can't resist a man with a sub machine gun!! JOKING ramdom!! Even though.......oh never mind I'm just digging myself a grave here!
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Great news everyone! The couple who's credit was turned down in the earlier story were able to get approved for a Grandee! The story now has a happy ending. I need to make a donation to the Reverend Deacon Bishop Thomas for helping me make a sale.
Terminator
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He looks vaguely familiar to me... Oh Yeah he reminds me of many of my friends! I wonder if he got that Camel lit! Most of my friends drop their cigs in the water when tubbing! He's not horrible, but more meat and maybe a lil less hair on his head would be nice! Keep trying ;D
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You're killin' me with these pictures. Tell me how to do an attachment and I'll post a better one.
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(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/Terminator.jpg)
8) Terminator
Hey Term I guess you have an ARCTIC cover on your HS to support all that weight.
hehehehehehehehehehe
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Hey Term I guess you have an ARCTIC cover on your HS to support all that weight.
hehehehehehehehehehe
Nope, just the standard HS cover. My family had a picnic on top of it one time so we could watch them play golf across the street. We had about 15-20 people lounging around on it. I'm the littlest one in the family. ;)
Terminator
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I'm the littlest one in the family. ;)
Terminator
You can get an implant if you are embarassed at the urinal, some come with a pump (3.5 or 5 HP may be required). Or just use the scope off your rifle to trick yourself.
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Why do you think I have that big ol' scary gun! Compensation. ;D ;D ;D
Terminator
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Atta boy Term, you must have huge speakers at home to.
I will SUAGA
Rayman
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Ok, my turn...
the first guy looks like some of my friends from high school and even college (theatre days)
the second guy looks fabulous...
Keep trying Term!!
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I really appreciate how ya'll keep talking about how good the second guy (me) looks. However, it's a little embarassing. What do ya'll think of the third guy (skinny little dude with the lumpy stomach and NO hot tub)? Us smooth round belly guys rule! Yeah!
Terminator
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The third guy looks nice, but he probably knows it, therefore he is probably very egotistical! Who wants that??
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Terminator, you remind me of yummy Michael Chiklis from The Shield.
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c288/imnosupermom/shield-mackey.jpg)
The third guy is very attractive if you like the pretty boy model type. I had such a crush on him when I was in high school and he was on General Hospital. :)
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Terminator, you remind me of yummy Michael Chiklis from The Sheild.
He does look a little like Michael Chiklis but more like him in his role in the The Fantastic 4:
(http://media.ign.com/thumb/116/1162089/fantastic_four-trl_wide_qthighwide_thumb.jpg)
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Don't remember if he posted this one.
(http://www.610wtvn.com/staff/johncorby/newfolder/RedneckHotub.jpg)
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Or this one.
(http://www.610wtvn.com/staff/johncorby/newfolder/hottub.jpg)
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Ok that water just looks reallllllllllllyyyyyy NASTY!!!! can anyone say hot tub rash!? :-X
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Ok that water just looks reallllllllllllyyyyyy NASTY!!!! can anyone say hot tub rash!? :-X
That's just because they're using Bromine! ;) ;D