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Title: Changed to: It's the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny.....
Post by: Backpains on August 09, 2005, 10:09:08 am
My water is crystal clear!! My levels are right where they need to be! I'm becoming smart and a chemist LOL!!!!! heheheehehe...I know exactly what needs to be added and when now and I'm so happy I've got it figured out now! Thanks all!!!!!!!!!

BP
Title: Re: I've done figured it out!!!!!!!
Post by: wmccall on August 09, 2005, 10:11:40 am
It had to be the pink bikini.
Title: Re: I've done figured it out!!!!!!!
Post by: cappykat on August 09, 2005, 10:16:18 am
LOLLLLL!!!  Yep, it had to be the pink biniki and I'm out the door to get one....HAAAAA!!!
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Post by: drprwnap on August 09, 2005, 10:31:21 am
Wasn't that an itsie, bitsie, teny, weeney polka dot biniki??  ;D ;D

Sorry for the spelling, I don't use those words too much  
Title: Re: I've done figured it out!!!!!!!
Post by: cappykat on August 09, 2005, 10:40:13 am
Whoops....I got lost in the past for a minute.

Like I could even consider an itsy bitsy teeny weeny any color polka dot biniki...maybe a tankini and that would be s  t  r  e  t  c  h iiiiinnnngggg it   ;D ;D

Oh for the long lost days of youth!!
Title: Re: I've done figured it out!!!!!!!
Post by: drewstar on August 09, 2005, 10:42:35 am
Now that the water is perfect...don't get in it! Getting into a hot tub is one of the worst things you can do to mess up the water.  

 ::)
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Post by: obi wan on August 09, 2005, 11:36:30 am
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Whoops....I got lost in the past for a minute.

Like I could even consider an itsy bitsy teeny weeny any color polka dot biniki...maybe a tankini and that would be s  t  r  e  t  c  h iiiiinnnngggg it   ;D ;D

Oh for the long lost days of youth!!

tell me about it.... i seem to have contracted a case of dresser disease, over the last few years........
you know... my chest seems to have fallen into my drawers ;D ;)
working ion that though.... the tub is a great way to relax after a good work out. i am doing REALLY well at the soaking in the tub part of the equation. its just that first working out part that i keep stumbling on..... ;D ;D

hey bp! congrats on the clear water! keep it up, and soak it down!! hoo-rah!
Title: Re: I've done figured it out!!!!!!!
Post by: cappykat on August 09, 2005, 11:56:51 am
I hear ya obi wan...I've never had a weight problem but I tell you once I passed 40, it's been a constant struggle.  It just ain't fair!!

I need to get my butt on my treadmill, but I start/stop.  Actually, I read somewhere that a hot tub helps with weight...I guess you sweat some of it off.  If that's the case...I'll be in mine 24/7  ;D ;D
Title: Re: I've done figured it out!!!!!!!
Post by: wmccall on August 09, 2005, 12:13:59 pm
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Now that the water is perfect...don't get in it! Getting into a hot tub is one of the worst things you can do to mess up the water.  

  ::)


Thats it, one of life's great mysteries solved.  To have the perfect lawn, you can't walk on it. To keep your car in perfect shape, don't drive it!
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Post by: Spatech_tuo on August 09, 2005, 12:20:08 pm
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Thats it, one of life's great mysteries solved.  To have the perfect lawn, you can't walk on it. To keep your car in perfect shape, don't drive it!


When my wife changes the bedsheets and makes the bed to where you can bounce a quarter on it we have to sleep on the couch so we don't mess it up.  ;D
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Post by: drewstar on August 09, 2005, 12:20:09 pm
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Thats it, one of life's great mysteries solved.  To have the perfect lawn, you can't walk on it. To keep your car in perfect shape, don't drive it!



To paraphrase Dave Barry: Don't put your boat in the water.  Ohhhh, that's the worst thing for boats.
Title: Re: I've done figured it out!!!!!!!
Post by: Backpains on August 09, 2005, 03:02:25 pm
Oh you nuts!!!!!! Yes in fact it was the itsy bisty teeny weeny red polka dot bikini that she wore to make her water chems perfect...LOLOLOL!!!!

Hey How about we find that mouse and that cat and see if they want to wear one..maybe it'll change their attitudes about getting into the hot tub compartments! What the hell is a tankini?????

Dresser desease??? I do NOT want to hear about you guys working out..cause I CAN"T!! And ya'll know why! And yes cappy it seems that when you hit that 40 mark..the weight sticks to a person like glue!! I used to weigh 98 pounds when I first married my hubby...and I've gained a few pounds since then! It's just not fair!!!!

New rules: Stay off your lawns.....stay out of your cars.....stay out of the hot tub.....and don't go to work!  ;D
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Post by: cappykat on August 09, 2005, 04:12:54 pm
Aw c'mon backpains....tankini--you know with a longer fitted top that covers your tummy a bit and biniki bottoms??!!

Hey, I don't do much of any exercise because of the chronic pain, but I do try to walk a little.  

Funny...I was cracking up over this thread.  We have a guy across from us that walks his dog and every now and then my husband will find a "surprise" in the yard (usually when mowing), just about makes him crazy!!  Stay off the yard and keep your mutt off too!   >:(
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Post by: vlady on August 09, 2005, 04:27:01 pm
Don't ever buy one of those suits with the little skirt on it.  Turn on the jets and that skirt is up over your head! :o
Title: Re: Changed to: It's the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny...
Post by: Backpains on August 09, 2005, 05:12:14 pm
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Don't ever buy one of those suits with the little skirt on it.  Turn on the jets and that skirt is up over your head! :o


LMBO!!!! EEEk Look out for those skirts..ok...the other two bikinis that I didn't buy it was because one had a stupid scarf looking thing around the bottoms..I figured I didn't want it giving me a wedgie...and the other had a belt..Why would you put a belt on a swim suit?? Oh and don't even ask me about Garts swimsuits...they are way out of line asking 75.00 for a bikini Come on@!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I've done figured it out!!!!!!!
Post by: Haynes on August 09, 2005, 09:02:39 pm
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I hear ya obi wan...I've never had a weight problem but I tell you once I passed 40, it's been a constant struggle.  It just ain't fair!!

I need to get my butt on my treadmill, but I start/stop.  Actually, I read somewhere that a hot tub helps with weight...I guess you sweat some of it off.  If that's the case...I'll be in mine 24/7  ;D ;D


I have been jogging on my treadmill the past 6 months due to wt problems ( now age 46).  Multiple aches and pains, too numerous to even go to a MD and complain.  So I sold my ATV (which also caused numerous aches and pains) and bought a hot tub.  AAAH.  What relief! And now my wife is even happy, thought I even caught her smiling one day last week!
Title: Re: Changed to: It's the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny...
Post by: Backpains on August 10, 2005, 12:58:48 pm
Oh another thing about the "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Red Polka Dot Bikini!" If I didn't have a bit of a tummy...it'd look gooooood on me and every time I put it on....it seems I start humming!!!!
Title: Re: Changed to: It's the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny...
Post by: cappykat on August 10, 2005, 02:30:39 pm
Oh...here we go, the tummy issue.  Don't get me started.  Geez louise....I just want back the body I had when I was 46!!  Is that too much to ask!!

I am not embracing this "age" thing!!   ;D
Title: Re: Changed to: It's the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny...
Post by: vlady on August 10, 2005, 02:57:53 pm
Right!  Who ever came up with that saying about aging gracefully?  There is NOTHING graceful about it!  ::)
Title: Re: Changed to: It's the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny...
Post by: spahappy on August 10, 2005, 04:28:39 pm
I've been walking my dog (Rex) three miles every morning for the last month. I've lost 2 whole pounds. :-/

By my calculations I've walked nearly 90 miles and lost two stinking pounds.

The dog on the other hand, has lost 10 pounds and has never looked better. ??? ???

Perhaps I need to chase a few squirrels.
Title: Re: Changed to: It's the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny...
Post by: cappykat on August 10, 2005, 04:40:00 pm
LOLLLL!!!  This thread just gets funnier and funnier (that is a word, right?)
Title: Re: Changed to: It's the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny...
Post by: Backpains on August 11, 2005, 03:53:35 pm
Ok...yeah it's true I've been told over the years I'm suppose to embrace old age...I'm suppose to grow old gracefully! Screw that!!!!! I'm fighting it every darn step of the way!!! Hubby laughs at me when I say time to color my hair and hide the greys....I'm only 41 for god sake!!!!!! Where is the grace in that!!!!! hehehehehe

And Cappy I want my 26 year old body back!!!
Title: Re: Changed to: It's the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny...
Post by: obi wan on August 11, 2005, 04:56:13 pm
you know... i saw a story about a guy who was 43 yrs old, but had the body of a 22 yr old !!


the problem was that he had chopped it into several parts and was in trash bags in his trunk...... ;D ;D ;)

i thought I had problems....... ::) ::)
LOL....
Title: Re: Changed to: It's the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny...
Post by: cappykat on August 11, 2005, 05:18:06 pm
Backpains....what are you complaining about??!!  You're only 41??  Geez....I looked $%*& good at 41!!  Heck, I think I could still wear a bikini then.

Title: Re: Changed to: It's the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny...
Post by: jsimo7 on August 11, 2005, 05:21:18 pm
I can wear a Speedo now. My wife tells me it's wrong to do that,  but I CAN wear it!!
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Post by: cappykat on August 11, 2005, 05:27:05 pm
How do I put a picture in my post?
Title: Re: Changed to: It's the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny...
Post by: cappykat on August 11, 2005, 05:27:58 pm
jsimo7....we want a picture!!
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Post by: vlady on August 11, 2005, 05:56:32 pm
It takes a special kinda guy to wear a speedo  :o
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Post by: mountainspa on August 11, 2005, 05:57:57 pm
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jsimo7....we want a picture!!



Acckk!!! no speedos!  We have a house on the lake and my boss/friend (a CPA) came to visit from overseas one year.  He stripped down to swim in his speedos...my husband and I could not stop laughing as hard as we tried!   It wasn't that they looked all THAT bad...just that we weren't expecting it and it's such a European thing to us.  Poor boss, first time I've ever seen him embarrassed.   Are we cruel for laughing?  Probably!  It's just a good thing we've been friends for almost 20 years....;D

So, we made a rule that we love to tell everyone...you are welcome to come and swim, but NO SPEEDOS!  We just can't take it!
Title: Re: Changed to: It's the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny...
Post by: vlady on August 11, 2005, 06:03:14 pm
Oh yeah, when I lived in Florida you could see them all over the beach.  I finally figured out that these folks must think that if they have a tan, then anything looks good.
Title: Re: Changed to: It's the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny...
Post by: jsimo7 on August 11, 2005, 06:22:07 pm
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jsimo7....we want a picture!!
Be careful for what you ask for!! I don't want to be the cause of sleepless nights. It would be distrubing and you may fear your hot tub forever!!  
Title: Re: Changed to: It's the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny...
Post by: cappykat on August 11, 2005, 07:02:20 pm
I'm a big girl....I can handle it LOLLLL!!
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Post by: wmccall on August 11, 2005, 07:13:11 pm
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It takes a special kinda guy to wear a speedo  :o



Yea, one who has $19.99. I think they only go to a 38 waist though, I barely make that.

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Post by: Spatech_tuo on August 11, 2005, 07:19:54 pm
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Yea, one who has $19.99. I think they only go to a 38 waist though, I barely make that.



Now that this thread has moved on to discussions of men in Speedos I think it's officially time for it to go to the "Beating a dead horse" section.
Title: Re: Changed to: It's the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny...
Post by: cappykat on August 11, 2005, 07:40:36 pm
Aw c'mon guys....we women don't want ALL the attention on us.
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Post by: jsimo7 on August 11, 2005, 08:04:00 pm
If I wore a speedo I assure you.. ALL the attention would be on me. Kids screaming and running... parents trying to shelter them so no nightmares keep them up all night.  LOL!!!
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Post by: spahappy on August 11, 2005, 09:17:17 pm
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Now that this thread has moved on to discussions of men in Speedos I think it's officially time for it to go to the "Beating a dead horse" section.


Why are you speedo challenged?

Title: Re: Changed to: It's the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny...
Post by: cappykat on August 11, 2005, 09:49:06 pm
jsimo7....you are too funny.  Give me a guy in trunks any day!
Title: Re: Changed to: It's the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny...
Post by: jsimo7 on August 11, 2005, 10:48:03 pm
Look what you started Backpains!!!  LOL
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Post by: cappykat on August 12, 2005, 09:06:34 am
Yea, backpains...it's all your fault!  Way to go!!
Title: Re: Changed to: It's the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny...
Post by: Spatech_tuo on August 12, 2005, 11:27:23 am
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Why are you speedo challenged?



Hold on there. When I graduated college I was a very avid runner (about 7 miles/day) and had 6-pack abs. I weighed 170 and wore pants with a 32 inch waist. I'm 41 now, weigh 177 and the tag on my pants say 33 inch so I haven't exactly broken down and maybe I'll have to get a speedo and parade around the house in it (though my wife will have a seizure from laughter). I actually can't wait for my 25th HS reunion so I can go in a with a full head of hair and flatish stomach and check out many of the jocks who will undoubtedly have big bellies while they talk about what they used to be able to do when they were young.
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Post by: cappykat on August 12, 2005, 12:10:03 pm
You go...spatech!!  Good for you.  Hey, I know if I felt better (and backpains would probably agree) I'd be in better shape.

So I've put on some pounds--who hasn't.  My husband is 6'3" and weighed 165 when we got married.  He was the "90 lb weakling" (sorry, honey).  Like fine wine he has only gotten more handsome with age.  Everyone told him when he turned 25 he'd gain weight...well, it was probably more like 35 but gain he did and he looks better than ever!!
Title: Re: Changed to: It's the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny...
Post by: Backpains on August 12, 2005, 01:43:04 pm
Now wait JUST a MINUTE!!!!!!! Why has it become my fault!?!? I was mearly commenting on my great water and how I have now become a guru at the chems! Now all of a sudden the conversation has turned to age...speedos (don't know what the heck you guys were thinking there!) and strange stuff I don't even WANT to think about (I'm thinking I might have nightmares tonight about hubby in a speedo!)  :o Now that's SCARY! anyway...if you want to move this I'm ok with that..this conversation is all over the place anyway LOLOL
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Post by: cappykat on August 12, 2005, 01:56:51 pm
I'm guilty to this play...move it.
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Post by: vlady on August 12, 2005, 02:51:41 pm
move it to "beating a dead horse with a itsy bitsy teeny..."
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Post by: jsimo7 on August 12, 2005, 02:56:20 pm
Yes it's time to move on to bigger and better topics!! I have been guilty of keeping it going for to long. It was fun though!!!
Title: Re: Changed to: It's the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny...
Post by: cappykat on August 12, 2005, 06:16:04 pm
DITTO...jsimo7