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Original => Hot Tub Forum => Topic started by: Backpains on June 22, 2005, 09:35:33 am

Title: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: Backpains on June 22, 2005, 09:35:33 am
ok, I love the duck that HS uses in their tubs, and I want one for mine the problem is....I didn't buy a HS so...anyone know where I can find Mr. Cool Ducky with the sun glasses on? oh and I don't want to pay 20 bucks for a duck either
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: Drewski on June 22, 2005, 09:41:52 am
Click here (http://www.rhtubs.com/store/ducks.htm).
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: Backpains on June 22, 2005, 09:45:08 am
Click here....isn't that a spam term LOLOLOL Love ya drew ty ty ty for showing me the way to the ducks!
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: doodoo on June 22, 2005, 09:50:41 am
My dealer (Sundance) has the Sunny Ducky in his showroom. He had the name of his retail operation put on it as well as the tel number and uses it as a giveaway promotion. I have about a dozen floating in my pool as we speak.
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: Backpains on June 22, 2005, 09:52:29 am
awwwwww I'm soooo envious doo I so want a ducky floating in my tub! Now gee is that a wierd way to put that...ummmmmm hehehehehe ok, my sense of humor isn't what it should be today!
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: drewstar on June 22, 2005, 09:54:24 am
I "negotiated" a free duck when I purchased my tiger river.


"Can you help me out on the price at all?" I pleaded, in my poorest, most hesitent, sadest voice I could muster.

"No." the cold hearted profit driven dealer replied.  

"Can I get a duck? Toss me a bone here."

" Ok....But just one"

"Yesssss!!!!! Score!" And I high fived my wife. "Free Duck! Yes! "  


Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: Ruby on June 22, 2005, 10:02:00 am
My dealer wouldn't even throw in the duck.  
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: drewstar on June 22, 2005, 10:05:05 am
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My dealer wouldn't even throw in the duck.  



See Ruby? I guess it is all about finding the "right" dealer.   ;)

Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: Chas on June 22, 2005, 10:26:35 am
Now wait just a moment.

Backpains asked for a HotSpring ducky.

I only know of one place you can get a real, (not)live, authentic HS ducky.

I will send you a couple of them if you PM me with the shipping address.

In fact, if you'll give me a couple of days, I'll get some Tiger River ducks for you as well - I'm out of those right now though...let me know if you want to collect the whole set.

Accept no substitues! HotSpring duckies are the only ones which carry the ETL mark for product safety, are neutered painlessly to prevent nesting and other messy behaviour, and have been carefully trained not to tell about any human behavior they may happen to be witness to in the hot tub. That's why our ducks wear the shades.

Also, they are weighted to float upright, are fully foam insulated, know their way around a skimmer, never molt and are compatible with all sanitizing methods for hot tubs. And they raise the resale value of your home.

And as we all know, there is a certain amount of pride that goes into owning something as exclusive as this - you shouldn't be surprised to find out that many of our customers take their duckies to work with them and proudly display the HotSpring logo for all to see.

BTW - HotSpring duckies fully understand that not everyone owns a HotSpring spa, and they are not the least little bit 'uppity' about bringing smiles to the faces and joy to the hearts of all hot tub owners. They are fully compatible with all brands.
;)
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: Chas on June 22, 2005, 10:28:41 am
And if you order before midnight tonight, I'll autograph one of the duckies.

:D ;D :D ;D

;)
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: drewstar on June 22, 2005, 10:30:33 am
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Now wait just a moment.

Backpains asked for a HotSpring ducky.

I only know of one place you can get a real, (not)live, authentic HS ducky.

I will send you a couple of them if you PM me with the shipping address.

In fact, if you'll give me a couple of days, I'll get some Tiger River ducks for you as well - I'm out of those right now though...let me know if you want to collect the whole set.

Accept no substitues! HotSpring duckies are the only ones which carry the ETL mark for product safety, are neutered painlessly to prevent nesting and other messy behaviour, and have been carefully trained not to tell about any human behavior they may happen to be witness to in the hot tub. That's why our ducks wear the shades.

Also, they are weighted to float upright, are fully foam insulated, know their way around a skimmer, never molt and are compatible with all sanitizing methods for hot tubs. And they raise the resale value of your home.

And as we all know, there is a certain amount of pride that goes into owning something as exclusive as this - you shouldn't be surprised to find out that many of our customers take their duckies to work with them and proudly display the HotSpring logo for all to see.

BTW - HotSpring duckies fully understand that not everyone owns a HotSpring spa, and they are not the least little bit 'uppity' about bringing smiles to the faces and joy to the hearts of all hot tub owners. They are fully compatible with all brands.
 ;)



Chas,

What's the warrenty on the HS Duck?  What about winter use for the duck.?

I was told that a DIAT insulated duck is far and away a much  superior duck.

How does one sort through  all the conflicting info about Ducks?  
???
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: stuart on June 22, 2005, 10:33:00 am
Funny,
I have the same question...Someone stole my 16 ft Sunny off my roof last week and I've got a reward out for him! ;D
(http://advertisingballoons.com/images/duck16ft.jpg)
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: drewstar on June 22, 2005, 10:43:47 am
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Funny,
I have the same question...Someone stole my 16 ft Sunny off my roof last week and I've got a reward out for him! ;D
(http://advertisingballoons.com/images/duck16ft.jpg)



I'd check the local frat houses.

Duck Party!  ;)
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: Chas on June 22, 2005, 10:47:24 am
Yeah, it's getting to where a man's duck just isn't safe anymore.

What kind of a society harbors people who would go around stealing sixteen-foot high ducks? I would put that at the same level as someone who would peddle an unsafe appliance...

(http://bacaninha.cidadeinternet.com.br/home/mensagens/engracadas/2005/02/cinema_mudo/duck_head_winking_md_wht.gif)
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: Backpains on June 22, 2005, 10:51:58 am
OMG! sir you have such a big duck (OMG what am I saying???? did I say that??? eeek) Now how the heck do you lose such a big duck?
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: wmccall on June 22, 2005, 11:21:35 am
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Funny,
I have the same question...Someone stole my 16 ft Sunny off my roof last week and I've got a reward out for him! ;D
(http://advertisingballoons.com/images/duck16ft.jpg)



Could it be the 6ft vagrant in the picture?  I've needed the laugh today.  Stu, Chas, and Drews, you quack me up.
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: Backpains on June 22, 2005, 11:24:32 am
You know, ya'll read my lil quips and comments and laugh at me, but you all have to get the gold stars today for cracking me up I needed that!
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: Vinny on June 22, 2005, 11:43:23 am
My wife bought me a squirting duck for my birthday and it sits in the tub protecting it from unwanted visitors, ready to attack at a moments notice!
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: Chas on June 22, 2005, 11:56:55 am
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My wife bought me a squirting duck for my birthday and it sits in the tub protecting it from unwanted visitors, ready to attack at a moments notice!

Vinny - You are going to think this is part of the joke, but please be aware that any squirting toy that sits in a hot tub can become filled with algae, bacteria and other nasty stuff. If you then grab it and squirt it into somebody's eyes, you may have a problem. That's why rubber duckies sold today no longer have the little squeeker built in - they are sealed.

I know - just when you thought it was safe to have some fun....


:-[
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: Vinny on June 22, 2005, 12:43:14 pm
Chas,

Thanks for the warning - it actually empties itself when you pick it up. It'll probably sit in the tub for a short while, then get annoying, then out it goes. I also will put it in my pool where the chlorine is usually in the 3 PPM range all the time - hopefully that will keep it clean and sanitized.

Of course you can be goofing on me due to my "initial disinfection"  that I did and seems to be odd to all - I can't see if you have a smirk on or not as I read you message! ;)

Vinny
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: Chas on June 22, 2005, 12:45:54 pm
Nope, no smirk. This has happened to a few people I know.

Keep an eye on those 'non-neutered' ducks out there.

Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: Lori on June 22, 2005, 01:42:15 pm
My dealer didn't give me a HotSpring duckie either!  I have gotten all but one of mine from Doc.  The only one I didn't buy from him, I found at Bed, Bath, and Beyond, and is huge!  Not quite the one that Stuart is missing, but he is about 12" high.  He wears a little rain hat!  I usually let him float if we are having a cook out!  
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: spahappy on June 22, 2005, 06:48:01 pm
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OMG! sir you have such a big duck (OMG what am I saying???? did I say that??? eeek) Now how the heck do you lose such a big duck?


LOL too funny!!! I bet thats not the first time he's been told that ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: jetster on June 22, 2005, 06:55:18 pm
I am the proud owner of a free ducky, like my dogs a rescue.
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: Gary1911 on June 23, 2005, 07:19:54 am
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And if you order before midnight tonight, I'll autograph one of the duckies.

 :D ;D :D ;D

 ;)



So if I order one of these "Elite" duckies  will it float upside down in my Master Spa when I get it  Or just throw itself into the pumps ;) ;D

Yea come to think of it I did not even get a duck .............I demand a refund!

Gary
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: Backpains on June 23, 2005, 11:16:16 am
gosh all this talk about duckys is getting me hungry for duck alarang (sp)! hehehehe
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: Chas on June 23, 2005, 04:48:39 pm
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So if I order one of these "Elite" duckies  will it float upside down in my Master Spa when I get it  Or just throw itself into the pumps ;) ;D Gary
No, as a rule HotSpring duckies are very well-behaved. They are generally polite, quiet, and they would never take on aires about enjoying a soak in a non-HotSpring spa.

They have been taught the important truth that the best hot tub in the world is the one in your backyard.




;)
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: stuart on June 24, 2005, 12:47:33 am
Well,
Just got the word and it's going to run about $2500 to replace Sunny!

I wonder if he's riding on top of a tricked out VW in Ventura CA! ???

at least I have a video of the guy stealing him that the police can use. It's very dark but it does look like a collage age kid... >:( >:( :(
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: Chas on June 24, 2005, 12:00:46 pm
I have a large inflatable, and that's about what we paid for it. I'll be sure to keep and eye on it next time we put it up, which should be soon!!

(http://www.hotspringspasofventura.com/BalloonLogo.gif)
Title: Re: ducky.....ducky where is my ducky!?
Post by: Backpains on June 24, 2005, 12:46:24 pm
Holy crud!!!!! what these kids won't take now adays! I have several of my neighbors that around christmas time  lose grinchs and those inflatible decorations outside, one told me she just replaced her grinch and isn't about to put it outside....it's on her ROOF!