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General => General info Somewhat hot tub related => Topic started by: wmccall on May 12, 2006, 05:09:13 pm
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Any guesses what this is?
(http://mccallw.tripod.com/guess.jpg)
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Mexican restaurtant/night club entrerance, but nobody cares Bill, they're all over watching what Photoshopinator is going to do with the pictures he's stolen.
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A urinal. You pee on the wall.
What'd I win?
Terminator
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A urinal. You pee on the wall.
What'd I win?
Terminator
Yup! Ever walk into a bathroom and not see urinals and either figure out, or worry you walk into the women's room? In this one, you can look out the window at the ocean (or port) while you do business.
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I just like peeing on walls. My wife gets pretty aggravated with me, but it's just something I've always enjoyed.
I've never peed on a wall as nice as that one, though. But I hope to some day.
Terminator
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I just like peeing on walls. My wife gets pretty aggravated with me, but it's just something I've always enjoyed.
I've never peed on a wall as nice as that one, though. But I hope to some day.
Terminator
I think the last time I did that was about 4am in a frat house about 20 yrs ago.
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Good grief, even I wouldn't pee on an indoor wall. That is completely uncouth.
Terminator
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Good grief, even I wouldn't pee on an indoor wall. That is completely uncouth.
Terminator
I blamed it on the hallucinations from a day of heavy partying.
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Wow. I thought I was the only one who went around snapping pics of bathroom facilities.
Our first trip to Europe, everyone warned us we would be offended by the quality and cleanliness of the restrooms. As a result, I snapped a couple hunred pics of every restroom we got near, including one on the train to Venice where you could look down the pipe and see the tracks going by below.
The Mother ship encouraged me to get it made into a coffe-table book, but I think there's simply too much competition out there for it to be a big seller.
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Not if you name it the hot spring book of water closets, then it will make the N.Y. times best seller list....forever! lolololololol
Wow. I thought I was the only one who went around snapping pics of bathroom facilities.
Our first trip to Europe, everyone warned us we would be offended by the quality and cleanliness of the restrooms. As a result, I snapped a couple hunred pics of every restroom we got near, including one on the train to Venice where you could look down the pipe and see the tracks going by below.
The Mother ship encouraged me to get it made into a coffe-table book, but I think there's simply too much competition out there for it to be a big seller.
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including one on the train to Venice where you could look down the pipe and see the tracks going by below.
Makes for a breezy experience, doesn't it.
In France, the road-side rest stops just had holes in the floor. Though, in my wildest dreams I don't think I would have thought of taking a picture on it :-/
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Wow. I thought I was the only one who went around snapping pics of bathroom facilities.
I didn't, my wife did.
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Yup! Ever walk into a bathroom and not see urinals and either figure out, or worry you walk into the women's room? In this one, you can look out the window at the ocean (or port) while you do business.
Happened to me a few weeks ago. I was in a pub I had never been in before. I went to the bathroom. Walked in, didn't see any urinals, and thought "huh. it's an old building, maybe they didn't install urinals. Stalls are fine.." Out of the corner of my eye just as I walk into the stall, I see in the mirror a big head of hair and realize I've made a mistake.
What do you do?
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So that was the Women's restroom?
Wow.
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So that was the Women's restroom?
Wow.
Some women have been known to enjoy peeing on walls. I saw a woman pee over a cowboy wagon before. That wall would have been child's play for her.
Terminator
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So that was the Women's restroom?
Wow.
Yup. It was the woman's room.
I figured, I either had to hide in the stall and wait till they left to avoid embarrseement, (and risk others comming in and findin me, and accsuing me of being some weirdo) or just simply do a "oh no! I'm such a spaz! Doh!!!!" cover my eyes and run out, while the ladies infront of the mirror laughed.
I chose the latter, and haven't been back to that pub since.
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Yup. It was the woman's room.
I figured, I either had to hide in the stall and wait till they left to avoid embarrseement, (and risk others comming in and findin me, and accsuing me of being some weirdo) or just simply do a "oh no! I'm such a spaz! Doh!!!!" cover my eyes and run out, while the ladies infront of the mirror laughed.
I chose the latter, and haven't been back to that pub since.
Next time just proclaim in a loud voice "County Health Inspector; everyone go about your business. I'll only be here for a moment".
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For some reason, grocery and department stores in our area like to make the second store in town a mirror image of the others. For example, there is a Meijer store near me. It contains both groceries and a department store. The groceries are the right when you walk in. If you go to the store on the other side of town the groceries are on the left. I had been to the men's room at my closest one many times. Walked into the bathroom at the one accross town without giving it much thought. I went in there intending on using a stall and was well into business when I heard high heels. Realizing I was in the wrong, I just remained quiet till the coast was clear.
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People do sometimes confuse me with the Tooth Fairy, so when he needs a break, sometimes I fill in.
It's not so bad, I have quite a nice collection of molars.
The fun fades when grownups try to take advantage. I had a man in Texas who tried a fast one. I reached under his pillow, and found the stones he had passed. What's a fairy to do?
I would have given him what-for, but he was armed. The wife was too, now that I think of it. So I touched him with my fairy wand, and he'll be bald the rest of his life.
And I hope he drinks plenty of water, too.
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I would suggest you stop sneaking around mens bedrooms and "reaching under their pillows" in the middle of the night.
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Hmm, it looks like Spa fairies live in Texas and Big Spa fairies live in Southern, CA.
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Can you find a common tie like maybe a Fairies Union?
Or is there a particular manufacturer that encourages representation by fairies? Just wondering???
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I would suggest you stop sneaking around mens bedrooms and "reaching under their pillows" in the middle of the night.
As well as whacking people with your "fairy stick". ;)
I have an uncle who has to register on a national list and can not live within 500 yards of a school for "whacking people with his Fairy stick".
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As well as whacking people with your "fairy stick". ;)
I have an uncle who has to register on a national list and can not live within 500 yards of a school for "whacking people with his Fairy stick".
That is just plain wrong. Funny as hell though. :D
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I certainly didn't find it the least bit amusing.
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I certainly didn't find it the least bit amusing.
Silly fairy, fairy sticks are for chicks!