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Title: John Holmes Award
Post by: salesdvl on April 17, 2006, 10:46:16 pm
I just read on "another forum" that Watkins is a 3 time John Holmes Award winner.


There's a good joke in here, who is gonna get to it first.   ;)   ;)
Title: Re: John Holmes Award
Post by: blizzard on April 18, 2006, 12:29:45 am
I got a good one, but I probley ought to keep it to myself.
Title: Re: John Holmes Award
Post by: Spatech_tuo on April 18, 2006, 01:04:35 am
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I just read on "another forum" that Watkins is a 3 time John Holmes Award winner.


There's a good joke in here, who is gonna get to it first.   ;)   ;)


Wow, 3 x John Holmes?!

I guess that makes them the "yardstick" by which all others will be measured.
Title: Re: John Holmes Award
Post by: Anoroc on April 18, 2006, 07:41:16 am
Wow, that's a "big" recognition :)
Title: Re: John Holmes Award
Post by: Wisoki on April 18, 2006, 08:39:29 am
0rrrrrr, maybe the John Holcomb award?
Title: Re: John Holmes Award
Post by: drewstar on April 18, 2006, 09:07:40 am
 The competetiion for the award is pretty stiff too.  Hopefully  it was a happy ending for all those that competed.
Title: Re: John Holmes Award
Post by: salesdvl on April 18, 2006, 10:11:39 am
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0rrrrrr, maybe the John Holcomb award?


Exactly.  But the bone-head on the other site purposely refers to it wrong.   ;)
Title: Re: John Holmes Award
Post by: salesdvl on April 18, 2006, 10:13:30 am
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I just read on "another forum" that Watkins is a 3 time John Holmes Award winner.


There's a good joke in here, who is gonna get to it first.   ;)   ;)


The one I thought of first was:
I always knew the guys in charge of Watkins were big d*cks.   ;)
Title: Re: John Holmes Award
Post by: Brewman on April 18, 2006, 10:36:38 am
When you think about it, shouldn't this thread have been moved to the Beating a Dead Horse forum?
Title: Re: John Holmes Award
Post by: salesdvl on April 18, 2006, 05:05:39 pm
Doesnt matter.  Just poking a little fun.
Title: Re: John Holmes Award
Post by: Brewman on April 19, 2006, 08:29:30 am
So was I.  
I guess the joke was lost.  
Oh well, swiiiiiing and a miss.

Title: Re: John Holmes Award
Post by: Anoroc on April 19, 2006, 08:58:58 am
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So was I.  
I guess the joke was lost.  
Oh well, swiiiiiing and a miss.



The joke was lost but I now I get your point.  
Title: Re: John Holmes Award
Post by: Wisoki on April 19, 2006, 10:51:35 am
Well, if his has a point, he'll NEVER win the John Holms award!

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The joke was lost but I know I get your point.  

Title: Re: John Holmes Award
Post by: East_TX_Spa on April 19, 2006, 11:11:27 am
I thought it was funny Brewman.  Tacky, but funny. ;D

Terminator u.t.o (Un-Tacky One)
Title: Re: John Holmes Award
Post by: drewstar on April 19, 2006, 11:12:18 am
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Well, if his has a point, he'll NEVER win the John Holms award!




Why? He's the biggest one of em all.


I got it.  
Title: Re: John Holmes Award
Post by: Brewman on April 19, 2006, 12:23:33 pm
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I thought it was funny Brewman.  Tacky, but funny. ;D

Terminator u.t.o (Un-Tacky One)


Thanks.

Tacky from the perspective of the population in general, or tack from the perspective of this group?

Title: Re: John Holmes Award
Post by: East_TX_Spa on April 19, 2006, 12:32:09 pm
From the population in general.  Drewstar drastically skews this forum's perspective far beyond the mean threshold of good taste. ;D
Title: Re: John Holmes Award
Post by: Spatech_tuo on April 19, 2006, 12:33:48 pm
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From the population in general.  Drewstar drastically skews this forum's perspective far beyond the mean threshold of good taste. ;D


You guys are straying from the subject here. We're supposed to be talking about the coveted John Holmes award.
Title: Re: John Holmes Award
Post by: East_TX_Spa on April 19, 2006, 12:35:27 pm
Well, shucks, I do have three of them in my store. :-[

Terminator
Title: Re: John Holmes Award
Post by: drewstar on April 19, 2006, 12:42:23 pm
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From the population in general.  Drewstar drastically skews this forum's perspective far beyond the mean threshold of good taste. ;D



I do what I can, but I am only one man.  ;D ;D ;D

And in my own defense, I only show others the door, I do not push them through. They go on thier own accord.  ::)
Title: Re: John Holmes Award
Post by: Snowbird on April 20, 2006, 07:25:08 am
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Well, shucks, I do have three of them in my store. :-[ Terminator

"shucks"
There's the problem.
Term, I don't think they are referring to an award for an ear of corn.
Title: Re: John Holmes Award
Post by: Chas on April 22, 2006, 06:13:06 pm
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They go on thier own accord.  ::)

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Title: Re: John Holmes Award
Post by: salesdvl on April 23, 2006, 06:03:03 pm
Ya know, I was going to make a Honda reference but didnt.   Nice one Chas  
Title: Re: John Holmes Award
Post by: drewstar on April 24, 2006, 09:31:08 am
A  fool on another website was talking about how some brand names have become "household words"  Such as,

Put a Band-aid on the cut

Give me a coke,

Or blow you nose witha kleenex.

Specifcally he makes this reference:


"In New England, in particular, they say "I am going to go jump in the jacuzzi." /


Yup. We do say that.

We also say...

"Oh, man.  I think that chilli we ate last night was bad.   I was in the bathroom  all night.  I took the nastiesty haven, and my arjuna was sore all morning. "