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General => General info Somewhat hot tub related => Topic started by: ssbraun on March 19, 2006, 10:28:29 am

Title: hot tub espionage?
Post by: ssbraun on March 19, 2006, 10:28:29 am
Found this fella trying to get into my hot tub cabinet:

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b260/ssbraun92/image005555.jpg)

After a brief struggle, he (she?) surrendered.  He  muttered something about "no-bypass filtration rules the earth", then started chanting something that sounded like "oh Chris oh Chris oh Chris"  over and over again.  There are a few non-TERMinal injuries...(Koolaid seems to be speeding his recovery...odd!).  Now if I could deTERMine who he belongs to, I'd return him right away.  I don't want any trouble!!  If not, I'll need to find a home for him...someone who loves critters big and small, and has a tolerance for firearms.  (Sure hope this is about the tub and not our oil and gas!)...and no, I don't know what it is he's using to hold the buttstock!
Title: Re: hot tub espionage?
Post by: Bonibelle on March 19, 2006, 12:15:15 pm
Russian Dwarf Terminator in your cabinet? He must have been migrating..hope you didn't hurt him  :-/
Title: Re: hot tub espionage?
Post by: East_TX_Spa on March 20, 2006, 09:45:00 am
Communist infiltrator as evidenced by it's choice of weapon.  Appears to be either a modified Soviet-Dragunov or AK-style rifle with grenade launcher.  Terminate it with extreme prejudice.  If you kill all they send, they'll quit sending them.

Terminator
Title: Re: hot tub espionage?
Post by: drewstar on March 20, 2006, 11:02:35 am
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Found this fella trying to get into my hot tub cabinet:

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b260/ssbraun92/image005555.jpg)

After a brief struggle, he (she?) surrendered.  He  muttered something about "no-bypass filtration rules the earth", then started chanting something that sounded like "oh Chris oh Chris oh Chris"  over and over again.  There are a few non-TERMinal injuries...(Koolaid seems to be speeding his recovery...odd!).  Now if I could deTERMine who he belongs to, I'd return him right away.  I don't want any trouble!!  If not, I'll need to find a home for him...someone who loves critters big and small, and has a tolerance for firearms.  (Sure hope this is about the tub and not our oil and gas!)...and no, I don't know what it is he's using to hold the buttstock!



The gun looks like an Israili Tavor.   Your  Hot tub isn't sitting on the West Bank of you back yard, is it?  ;)
Title: Re: hot tub espionage?
Post by: East_TX_Spa on March 20, 2006, 11:07:55 am
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The gun looks like an Israili Tavor.   Your  Hot tub isn't sitting on the West Bank of you back yard, is it?  ;)

If he were Israeli Special Forces, ssbraun's wife would be a widow this very instant! ;D

Terminator
Title: Re: hot tub espionage?
Post by: Chas on March 20, 2006, 02:46:28 pm
In any event, the critter looks well insulated.
Title: Re: hot tub espionage?
Post by: Dr. Spa™ Ret. on March 20, 2006, 03:21:50 pm
Full fur realy is the best insulation.