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General => General info Somewhat hot tub related => Topic started by: East_TX_Spa on March 20, 2006, 02:30:16 pm

Title: Vince Young's Wonderlic Test
Post by: East_TX_Spa on March 20, 2006, 02:30:16 pm

With all the speculation surrounding Young's reputedly abyssmal score on the Wonderlic Intelligence Evaluation Test at the NFL combine, Texas Head Coach Mack Brown has made arrangements for Young to study under the tuteledge of one of his former star players and Heisman Trophy winner Ricky Williams.  The following is an excerpt from one of their sessions:

RW:  OK, question #1.  Fill in the blank.  "Ol' McDonald had a _________?"

VY:  Uhhhhhhh.....is it "Ol' McDonald had a uh....uh....hot tub?"

RW:  Hah!  You are so dumb.  Everbody know "Ol' McDonald had a FARM!"

VY:  Damn!  I shoulda knowed that one!  Uh....how you spell FARM?

RW:  HaHaHa!!!  You is as dumb as a fence...Everbody know you spell FARM "E-I-E-I-O"!!!

VY:  Damn!

Coach Brown is asking Earl Campbell to step in as an advisor.

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Title: Hot off the news wires
Post by: Chas on March 20, 2006, 02:50:36 pm

AP - East Texas, US : Shiner brewery is recalling an entire batch of it's famous "Shiner Bock" fine beer. Sources revealed today that this batch is labeled and intended for distribution in the Eastern section of the state of Texas only, and hasn't been found in other parts of the country. The batch of beer apparently had quadruple the normal amount of alcohol, and should be considered very dangerous, especially to beer drinkers who do not wear socks.