Hot Tub Forum
Original => Hot Tub Forum => Topic started by: david46 on October 30, 2004, 09:39:06 am
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What is your preference when soaking in your hot tub?Swimsuit or Birthday Suit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Depends on what time of day or night and who is with me. Nighttime with my wife, birthday, nighttime/daytime with my kids or friends, swim suit.
Birthday suit works betted in the spa, skin against spa holds you in place better.
Jonathan
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::)Swimsuits, we don't need no stinking swimsuits!
Having no kids at home and with privacy day or night it's birthday suit.
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I found that going without the suit was drawing larger and larger crowds.
We tried selling tickets, but the bookeeping became a nightmare, and the price of printing was just through the roof.
So - alas - we're back in our suits.
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Usually by the second or third date they're convincable that a suit will scratch and damage the hot tubs surface.
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I always have my guests step on the scales first. That will usually determine whether it will be skin, swimsuit, or burlap.
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Depends who is around, but when it is cold outside, a wet suit clinging to your skin after exiting is cold and uncomfortable. You stay warm for a while after exiting, but the wet suit gets cold almost immediately.
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I found that going without the suit was drawing larger and larger crowds.
We tried selling tickets, but the bookeeping became a nightmare, and the price of printing was just through the roof.
So - alas - we're back in our suits.
You should have just broadcast it on the internet, no printing required. All elctronic credit card transactions. Man I can't beleive you didn't think of that!
8)
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I put itching powder in my wife's swimsuit. She quickly got another. I did the same and then convinved her she's alerrgic to the fabric. Birthday all the way.
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Birthday suits always, except usually in mixed company. Anyone's slightest discomfort with that trumps being naked. I find my trunks fill up with air fairly rapidly and I start floating around. Funny, I've got probably more embarassment issues with wearing a speedo than going au naturale. Go figure.
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Whew, when you started talking about your trunk, I got a little worried.
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That was "trunks", more than worry. :o ;)
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Bragger. Ya know, it's not How many you have that counts. It's the size..... Or is it the more the merrier?
I dont know, it's one of those cutesy little phrases.
;D ;D
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Salesdvl;
I think you will be the quickest rise to ULtimate Member since.... well me.
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This topic has enticed me to share a story that I may be sorry for but I can’t help myself.
Many years ago I lived in a duplex and had an old HS Classic in the backyard. These places where less then 20ft apart and had little to no privacy so a “birthday suit” was not an option most of the time.
This particular night it was about midnight, I had used the spa earlier in the day and hung my wet swimsuit out the backdoor on a nail, I wanted to get in the spa yet had no desire to put on a wet, cold suit so I reasoned that everyone would be in bed anyway so in the nude I went. The soak went well but as I got out and started to close the cover the little old lady behind me turned on here floodlight and put me on “runway display”.
Now before I go any further you need a mental image; I was a competitive weightlifter and boxer with a long curly mop of hair and am covered in hair from head to toe. Needless to say I looked like a “Neanderthal” with all of that hair plastered to me!
I turned to run into the house and slipped and fell, trying to regain balance and run at the same time I found myself running on all fours! :-X
Thirty minuets later the local police knocked on my door and basically fell into one another laughing when I answered the door in a towel. Amidst their laughing and chuckling they were able to explain that they had a call from a hysterical woman sobbing that there was a “Werewolf” running loose! They said they didn’t know whether to send Animal control or police at that point. Believe me, for the next year in our little town, our local police had a lot of fun with me on that one! :-[
Sorry if I’ve traumatized any of you with this story but hey, it is Halloween! ;D ;D 8)
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You know, it's always the hairy ones you have to watch..... ;)
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LMAO! Stuart, you don't have any friends in San Bernardino, Ca. by any chance? I remember a T.V. news story a while back about animal control being sent to remove a brown bear from somebody's hot tub.
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LMAO! Stuart, you don't have any friends in San Bernardino, Ca. by any chance? I remember a T.V. news story a while back about animal control being sent to remove a brown bear from somebody's hot tub.
No, not CA, but it does get worse; My eyes are naturally kind of yellow, that doesn't help with the Werewolf persona!
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Stuart, If I'd have been drinking anything when I read your story, it would have shot out my nose!!
For us it's usually the suit, but occasionally when it's late enough and the kids are in bed.......
This thread reminds me of a movie, probably from the early 1980's (before some of you were born), called Hollywood Hot Tubs. I may have recorded it way back when it was probably running on HBO or Skinemax.
Brewman
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Stu, What tremendous courage to share that story. Of course the line between courage and insanity is very thin.
;D ;D ;D
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Stu, What tremendous courage to share that story. Of course the line between courage and insanity is very thin.
;D ;D ;D
So is the line between Spa Sales and insanity
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So is the line between Spa Sales and insanity
I'm afraid I couldn't dissagree more.
Really!
There is no line.
;)
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I like to think of it more as sequencial.
Insanity.....Spa Sales.
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What do sequins have to do with it?
(http://www.createforless.com/InterchangeData/images/2/200211062254514b2002-0222-0147.jpg)
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Stuart,
I started to cry. Thank you for making my day.
Chris
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What do sequins have to do with it?
(http://www.createforless.com/InterchangeData/images/2/200211062254514b2002-0222-0147.jpg)
Similar story, New Orleans, Bourbon Street, almost the same but sequins involved.... Won't share that one....
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No, not CA, but it does get worse; My eyes are naturally kind of yellow, that doesn't help with the Werewolf persona!
That must be from the tequila!
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Stuart, were you the double in the Austin Powers movies?
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Stuart, were you the double in the Austin Powers movies?
I was really worried what rocket would say here.
He would be traumatized more than anyone over this story considering that we worked a fair together many years ago before either one of us owned a store and he had to share a room with me!
I remember him telling me to stop scaring his customers with intense stares, I told him it wasn’t staring and that was as timid as I got! Must not have been too scary, the two of us broke all records for that fair! ;D
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tis a fine line between fear ................... and intimidation.
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tis a fine line between fear ................... and intimidation.
Now that.... was funny! ;D Kinda hurt, but funny....! ;D
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Stu, Rocket wanted to share a room with me once but I told him I would need a credit card imprint first in case there was any "damage". :o :o ;D
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Stu, Rocket wanted to share a room with me once but I told him I would need a credit card imprint first in case there was any "damage". :o :o ;D
With a name like "rocket" I would expect that....Must be the Viagra.....
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You must have to clean those filters quite often with all that hair.
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I dont know, Rocket's gettin pretty old. I think the viagra will just help him keep from peeing on his shoes.
:o
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You must have to clean those filters quite often with all that hair.
That's not a joke! You should see how hard my filters are to clean.
The worst part is the "wet dog" smell when I get out! ;D
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WOOF WOOF
8)
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That's not a joke! You should see how hard my filters are to clean.
The worst part is the "wet dog" smell when I get out! ;D
Why don't you just put them in your dishwasher. :-/
Spahappy :D
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WOOF WOOF
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Isn't that the sound the Gators are still hearing ring in their ears this week.... ;)
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Isn't that the sound the Gators are still hearing ring in their ears this week.... ;)
What a year for Florida football!! The Gators, FSU, UMiami all lost making it the first time since Moses parted the Red Sea that all 3 lost on the same weekend. The Dolphins are pathetic and the Bucs are not much better. Unfortunately, their fans are probably too busy rebuilding to care.
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Isn't that the sound the Gators are still hearing ring in their ears this week.... ;)
Yeah......and whatever sound a Terrapin makes is echoing in Campbell Stadium as well. I don't think Tarheels make any sound but that Ibis looked like he just got back from Pueget Sound after the Valdez visited.......
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So, is this thread going to win an award for getting the farthest off topic?
We have tarheels who pee on thier shoes sharing a room with a guy with yellow eyes at the fair while cleaning hair out of his filters with a wet-dog smell, and somebody was intimidating little old ladies and putting itching powder in his wife's swimsuit while not scratching the surface and selling tickets. And then there were echoing terrapins, in a trunk. In sequins.
Hmm -
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Don't forget the insanity of selling spas..... ;)
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So, is this thread going to win an award for getting the farthest off topic?
We have tarheels who pee on thier shoes sharing a room with a guy with yellow eyes at the fair while cleaning hair out of his filters with a wet-dog smell, and somebody was intimidating little old ladies and putting itching powder in his wife's swimsuit while not scratching the surface and selling tickets. And then there were echoing terrapins, in a trunk. In sequins.
Hmm -
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I think that about sums it up there Chas. :)