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Title: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: East_TX_Spa on March 10, 2006, 04:44:40 pm
Someone sent me a PM on this website wanting to know how old I am and what I'm wearing.  Being overly trusting the way I am, I told them that I was wearing a HotSpring polo shirt, loafers, and that my pants were within arm's reach.  I even sent them this picture as proof:
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/loafers.jpg)

Now that I've had time to ponder the question, do you think maybe an online predator is stalking me?  I've heard about such things occuring but never dreamed it could happen to me.  Any advice? ???

John Doe (not my real name)
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: socal on March 10, 2006, 04:51:57 pm
well...ummm...john, perhaps it wasnt in your best interest to disclose the fact you were not wearing ALL of your clothes!

just to be safe, put the pants back on. that way if they come into the store they wont recognize you with your pants on!  ;D
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: East_TX_Spa on March 10, 2006, 04:54:49 pm
That is PURE GENIUS!  Thank you!  I wished I had thought of that, but if I was smart enough to think of that I would have probably been too smart to fall prey to this stalker in the first place.

Ter...John Doe
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: Spatech_tuo on March 10, 2006, 04:58:40 pm
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just to be safe, put the pants back on.


You might want to take your shoes off first though. While we're on the subject, you were saying yesterday that people keep saying your feet stink. You might want to do them all a favor and wear some socks every now and then Gomer!!
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: socal on March 10, 2006, 05:01:15 pm
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That is PURE GENIUS!  
Ter...John Doe


well, i did get a diploma. school officials are still trying to figure out how i did it  ;) ;D :o
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: socal on March 10, 2006, 05:02:16 pm
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You might want to take your shoes off first though. While we're on the subject, you were saying yesterday that people keep saying your feet stink. You might want to do them all a favor and wear some socks every now and then Gomer!!


at least he didnt tell you to shave your legs ;) id be warry of him if he did :o ;D
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: East_TX_Spa on March 10, 2006, 05:08:20 pm
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You might want to take your shoes off first though. While we're on the subject, you were saying yesterday that people keep saying your feet stink. You might want to do them all a favor and wear some socks every now and then Gomer!!

I actually take my shoes off when customers come in.  Around these here parts, I wouldn't want them to think I was trying to be uppity.

John Doe
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: socal on March 10, 2006, 05:14:25 pm
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I actually take my shoes off when customers come in.  Around these here parts, I wouldn't want them to think I was trying to be uppity.

John Doe


if you dont want to be "uppity", could always wear overalls instead of dockers  ;D
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: East_TX_Spa on March 10, 2006, 05:44:15 pm
That's just it, I'd never wear overalls to work.  Those are church clothes.  I do wear shoes to church.  You have to.
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/snakehandler.jpg)

John Doe
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: socal on March 10, 2006, 05:55:45 pm
that picture kil...ummm i mean makes me laugh everytime i see it
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: Brookenstein on March 10, 2006, 06:00:45 pm
Them are some sexy legs.

I'm also impressed that your belt matches your shoes.
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: socal on March 10, 2006, 06:13:18 pm
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Them are some sexy legs.

I'm also impressed that your belt matches your shoes.


im not too sure thats a belt there brook. he may be in the middle of some spiritual chant. (see above photo) :o
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: Spatech_tuo on March 10, 2006, 06:41:27 pm
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I'm also impressed that your belt matches your shoes.


I agree, I was expected he'd be using rope for a belt!
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: galen on March 12, 2006, 06:58:04 pm
Term, could you move your feet a little farther away from the monitor. They really stink.  :)
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: East_TX_Spa on March 13, 2006, 11:57:19 am
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Term, could you move your feet a little farther away from the monitor. They really stink.  :)

I've been hearing that a lot lately so I went and bought be some new Topsiders.  Love 'em!
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/loafers001.jpg)

Terminator
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: socal on March 13, 2006, 12:25:25 pm
either you are working too hard, or you have a pre-work routine! of course, like most of the world, mine includes coffee, not shiner bock  ;) ;D
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: spiman on March 13, 2006, 05:53:18 pm
I think its the water pistol in your last picture that is upsetting everyone. No one wants to get wet in a hot tub showroom, yucky.  :-X
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: socal on March 13, 2006, 06:04:47 pm
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I think its the water pistol in your last picture that is upsetting everyone. No one wants to get wet in a hot tub showroom, yucky.  :-X


somethin tells me that aint no water pistol :o
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: Tatooed_Lady on March 13, 2006, 06:19:49 pm
a firearm totin' alcohol consumin' internet fiend.....that's livin' the good life, IMHO.
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: socal on March 13, 2006, 06:36:39 pm
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a firearm totin' alcohol consumin' internet fiend.....that's livin' the good life, IMHO.


ill agree on 2 of those  ;D

Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: Rayman on March 14, 2006, 06:54:47 pm
2 pairs of boatshoes
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: socal on March 14, 2006, 07:06:10 pm
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2 pairs of boatshoes

waitress, the boys in the band ordered boat drinks!!!!

Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: Snowbird on March 15, 2006, 06:25:19 am
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waitress, the boys in the band ordered boat drinks!!!!

Did somebody say Boat Drinks!?!

When we had our boat, we kept it on the Ohio River at a boat club.  At our summer parties (once a month) boat drinks consisted of Jello Vodka shooters followed by sucking Crown Royale from a navel that you weren't married to as she laid across the stern of the boat.
(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d3/VeroSnowbird/lipsandtongue.jpg)
Now that's a Boat Drink!!
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: Tatooed_Lady on March 15, 2006, 01:29:26 pm
Snow-
She said she had a GREAT time, and wants to do it again...
(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e106/TatooedLady/casualfriday.jpg)
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: socal on March 15, 2006, 01:37:23 pm
oh man, someone ppplllleeeaaasssseeee help my eyes burning, brain is shut-ing d--o--w---n!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was funny tat.....alittle "overboard" hahahhaa but still funny
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: East_TX_Spa on March 15, 2006, 01:59:54 pm
What in the Sam Hill are ya'll talking about?  Boat shoes and boat drinks, that is.

Joe Doe
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: drewstar on March 15, 2006, 02:47:13 pm
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Did somebody say Boat Drinks!?!

When we had our boat, we kept it on the Ohio River at a boat club.  At our summer parties (once a month) boat drinks consisted of Jello Vodka shooters followed by sucking Crown Royale from a navel that you weren't married to as she laid across the stern of the boat.
(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d3/VeroSnowbird/lipsandtongue.jpg)
Now that's a Boat Drink!!



Is this her?  I bet she can put alot of crown royal  in that navel.
(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9422/moment0780er.jpg)



Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: socal on March 15, 2006, 02:54:18 pm
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Is this her?  I bet she can put alot of crown royal  in that navel.
(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9422/moment0780er.jpg)






i think i see jimmy hoffa!!!!!!!!!!
:o
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: East_TX_Spa on March 15, 2006, 03:00:02 pm
I can't tell if she's facing forward or her head's twisted around! :P

Terminator
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: Snowbird on March 15, 2006, 03:11:32 pm
I am really sorry I said anything.  :-X
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: socal on March 15, 2006, 03:16:42 pm
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I am really sorry I said anything.  :-X



makes ya really look forward to the next outting on that boat doesnt it?  ;D
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: drewstar on March 15, 2006, 03:19:04 pm
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I am really sorry I said anything.  :-X



i'm sorry.

I'm sure the folks at the club did ther crown royal shots with a much classier gal....

Such as...

(http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/9067/drinkholder7sp.jpg)
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: socal on March 15, 2006, 03:23:10 pm
 :D :D :D ;D :o :o :D :D :D

oh man that was soooo wrong, yet so funny
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: East_TX_Spa on March 15, 2006, 03:23:58 pm
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/bigun.jpg)
Just keeping it somewhat spa related.

Terminator
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: socal on March 15, 2006, 03:25:30 pm
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(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/bigun.jpg)
Just keeping it somewhat spa related.

Terminator


personal floatation devices taken to an extreme level
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: Snowbird on March 15, 2006, 04:02:28 pm
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makes ya really look forward to the next outting on that boat doesnt it?  ;D

We sold the boat a few years ago.  We substituted with a hot tub.  It doesn't go as fast, but we can use it all year.  ;)
Title: Re: I Think I'm Being Stalked
Post by: Brewman on March 17, 2006, 08:32:22 am
I just bought a boat.  Now I have something to do between spa soaks.  
It's the snowmobile that's going to go bye bye, I think.
Never get any reliable snow around here anymore.
But it always warms up enough to thaw the lakes.
And we have a ton of those.