Hot Tub Forum
Original => Hot Tub Forum => Topic started by: saz on June 21, 2004, 03:54:28 pm
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I have a problem, wel, not a PROBLEM, but a small query I suppose....can anyone out there(girlies, please help!) shed any light on the fact that my.......erm............ 'assets'(!!) float in a hot tub, when 'unrestrained' !!
This is nothing I've experienced before - it doesnt happen in the bath, and doesnt happen with a bikini top on. I havent had any help from the medical profession to 'accentuate'(!!LOL) I just like to think of myself as being doubly blessed! Anyway, I was just wondering if this was supposed to happen or if Im just not normal !! Your thoughts, as always, will be gratefully received!
saz
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It varies, pictures are required to make an accurate conclusion.
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why does that not surprise me!!lol wmmcall, you are incorrigable....or is that encourageable!!!!lol
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Sas. I think that I would need to se ........er.......um........a pic to fully comprehend your problem. lol ;D
Actually, my wife noticed the very same issue, MUCH TO MY PLEASURE, that her....um....ya know, floated. She discovered this phenomenon when they hit her chin which freaked her out because whe thought something was in the pool (swimming a la naturel) with us and had touched her chin.
Nothing to be done or said but to simply note that that is perhaps why women in general are more boyant than men. BTW ask your significant other if his.....er......um ya know, floats too like points ya know....up. I know that I have noticed some boyancy when I go nude. ;D MUCH TO HER PLEASURE.
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My wife describes her "una-boob" experience, which is when any free space in the top of her swimsuit fills with air. Quite funny when it occurs while wet-testing in a dealership. :D
This is really quite a common problem. Alot of people see it most in a lounger, but any deep seat can make certain people really float and swimsuits bloat.
You can purchase a "spa belt" which is a weighted belt that keeps you in place. My wife refuses to purchase one, however, and keeps telling our friends that I suggested she wear "lead weights" next time she got in the tub! ;D
-Ed
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ebirrane, i think you may be a little off base here!!lol I don't think I've heard of spa belts that fit round your boobs! And YES, doodoo, I wasnt gonna mention it before, (I thought this was a classy site, but I guess Ive just brought the tone down!) anyway, YES doodoo, my significant other HAS noticed that,as you say, 'his.....er......um ya know', floats!!lol it's erm, quite an experience, apparently!!lol, Which I can well understand, given what happens to me!
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Sas, my wife has come to accept that nothing, short of clamping things down :o , can be done. She just goes with the flow (pun LOL)
If the mod thinks this is too racy, I'll understand if it gets deleted.
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Reason #26 to buy a spa:
Over the years your assets tend to lose the fight with gravity. A spa allows for a brief respite from time and gravity to bring you back to those days of yesteryear that you can't get without a surgeon's help.
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why does that not surprise me!!lol wmmcall, you are incorrigable....or is that encourageable!!!!lol
My wife's C class assets (Lori, don't you dare) do tend to float in the spa. I think you notice it more in the spa vs the bathtub as your usually more upright.
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I can't believe it. All these years, and I haven't noticed. I guess I'm glad I spend all this time on the boards, as this is important information!!
"Honey! Let's go get in the spa!!
Right now!! I have a scientific experiment I need to perform!!"
;)
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Reason #26 to buy a spa:
Over the years your assets tend to lose the fight with gravity. A spa allows for a brief respite from time and gravity to bring you back to those days of yesteryear that you can't get without a surgeon's help.
Spa purchase $7999.00
Electricain $489.00
Landscaping $699.00
Having you assets defy gravity for 20 minutes............PRICELESS
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Spa purchase $7999.00
Electricain $489.00
Landscaping $699.00
Having you assets defy gravity for 20 minutes............PRICELESS
Absolutely great!! ;D :D :) ;D :D :)
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Ok....Help me out here.... ::)...a woman talks about riping off her gown to jump into her spa in all of her morning glory and I am taken to task by her for trying to help her by asking for a picture as I am sure it would influence the heating element on her new spa....meanwhile here with these floating things.....Bill just about gets a date after asking for a picture.......lol.....what gives.... ;)
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ok ok !!! i love you too mendocino!!! and , erm, spahappy.....honey, my assets are where they should be after 30 years on God's planet.......so less of the 'yesteryear' comments please!!!!lol Having said that, who am I to refuse a little assistance of the hot and bubbling variety!!Lol
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ebirrane, i think you may be a little off base here!!lol I don't think I've heard of spa belts that fit round your boobs! And YES, doodoo, I wasnt gonna mention it before, (I thought this was a classy site, but I guess Ive just brought the tone down!) anyway, YES doodoo, my significant other HAS noticed that,as you say, 'his.....er......um ya know', floats!!lol it's erm, quite an experience, apparently!!lol, Which I can well understand, given what happens to me!
SazNstevie, I know you do not have a hot tub yet, so this must mean you wet tested in your birthday suits.
LOL
Whatever next !!!
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C'mon, Gerry, you know how it is!! I think the point of a wet test is to fully experience all options, doncha think!!lol (dont worry, we were in a locked,bolted and dark room!!! A little precaution for ALL concerned!!LOL))
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We didn't have the bolts on the door so I didn't want to frighten anyone !!
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nutter!!!lol it scared the hell out of me when my ...erm... 'buoyancy aids' started floating!! That being said, at least I now have somewhere to put a bottle of beer!!lol
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I hope I'm not too late to add my $.02! I, too have noticed the buoyancy of anti-gravity! It is nice to re-live those "glory days"!
;) wmccall, no more short jokes, right? :-* And I promise not to rat you out! LOL!
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not too late at all Lori!! to be honest, I was wondering when I was gonna get a reply from a girlie, rather than all the men giving it 'well, I HAVE noticed on my wife that.......etc!!!'lol It makes you wonder what else the blokes are noticing, and enjoying, without telling us, doesnt it!lol
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Yes, you are correct! ;) I don't think I want to know! LOL!!!
Actually, they are a great group of guys, but I sure am glad to see a few more girlies on here, myself!
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I hope I'm not too late to add my $.02! I, too have noticed the buoyancy of anti-gravity! It is nice to re-live those "glory days"!
;) wmccall, no more short jokes, right? :-* And I promise not to rat you out! LOL!
Ok, I won't email you the Randy Newman MP3 file.
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I have to say that everyone on here has been so friendly and helpful, but without being patronising, or condescending to someone who knows absolutely NOTHING about hot tubs (other than the fact it's a tub, filled with hot water!loL) And I'm also pleased that it's not just me who has the floating phenomenon!!! I was starting to think I wasnt normal!! I mean, I couldve understood ot if there had been silicon, or implants or something (Dont know why, but you just expect implants to float!), but there's not!! Ah, well, at least I get to have the breasts of an 18 year old again, if ony for the time I'm in the tub!lol
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Bill, I would love to see the newman file! now you must share that.
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Yes, you are correct! ;) I don't think I want to know! LOL!!!
Actually, they are a great group of guys, but I sure am glad to see a few more girlies on here, myself!
Uhhm Lori and SazNstevie.
I'm a girllie!!!
Oh and mine float too!
Spahappy
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Uhhm Lori and SazNstevie.
I'm a girllie!!!
Oh and mine float too!
Spahappy
I'm reminded of a sixties slogan of burn the bra. Now a solution to that action, a warm hot tub. ;) My girlie (wife) also is here and feels the need to be counted.
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A big ;D to doodoo's wife from me!! and to Spahappy too!Sorry sweetie, didnt realise!!! (that must just be the blonde coming out in me!!LOL)
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Bill, I would love to see the newman file! now you must share that.
Its a mp3 audio file of his song, "Short people"
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AHHHHHHHHH yes. Height challenged! now I understand. ;)
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and just what is wrong with being vertically challenged?!?!?!?!?
saz
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Thank you, Saz! I am vertically challenged, myself!
Of course, wmccall just loves to give me trouble!
Spa happy, I'm sorry, I was including you in my "girlies" comment.
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if you get any more trouble from him, Lori, just send him over here - I'll sort him out for you!!!lol