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Original => Hot Tub Forum => Topic started by: benalexe on June 04, 2008, 08:54:04 pm

Title: Sex in a hot tub???
Post by: benalexe on June 04, 2008, 08:54:04 pm: How come whenever I tell anyone that I went for a soak in the tub last night with the wife they automatically think I was gong to have sex in the tub?

Honestly I don't have any desire to have sex in the tub. It seems difficult and not fun. But still people around me draw a connection between a hot tub and sex.

Why?
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Post by: Mr._Bubbles on June 04, 2008, 09:17:16 pm: You’re hot, wet, and barley wearing anything. Hmmm, I don’t’ see any connection
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Post by: Steve on June 04, 2008, 09:21:28 pm: I'm sorry benalexe, you have surpassed your 4000 question & 250 new thread limit. ;)
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Post by: benalexe on June 04, 2008, 09:23:29 pm: Quote
I'm sorry benalexe, you have surpassed your 4000 question & 250 new thread limit. ;)

Sorry just trying to keep the board busy. Yesterday people were complaining that this place was dead!
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Post by: Steve on June 04, 2008, 09:24:44 pm: You're doing awesome! ;D
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Post by: benalexe on June 04, 2008, 09:27:03 pm: good thought you were complaining..

So now back to the topic. Do most of you have sex in the tub? If this is inappropriate please delete thread.
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Post by: Vinny on June 04, 2008, 09:41:42 pm: I think a hot tub conjures up these images in peoples minds. I used to get smirks when people first heard I had one.

Although, I do know someone that had sex in a public tub and I guess the woman must have used the man's part as a snorkle as apparently she disappeared under the water. :o true story!!!
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Post by: Steve on June 04, 2008, 09:58:57 pm: Quote
good thought you were complaining..

It would be painfully clear if I was...Just ask anyone! Chances are good that if someone uses a " ;) " after their post, it should be taken lightly. ::) ... That means you should have got that! :)
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Post by: Gomboman on June 04, 2008, 10:08:33 pm: Where's Brooke?
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Post by: Spatini on June 04, 2008, 11:06:13 pm: in a hot tub , on a hot tub , by the hot tub, ;D ;D
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Post by: Brookenstein on June 05, 2008, 01:25:47 am: Quote
Where's Brooke?
if I reply honestly I'm sure to get this thread locked or deleted....

oh heck here goes anyway

sex or bj's in a hot tub is great... it is fun, relaxing, exciting, great positions, etc. etc. etc. (just make sure the waters not too hot or you get tired too fast). We just have a no swimmers rule in the tub. ;) ;D
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Post by: kacrab10 on June 05, 2008, 08:31:24 am: I sure hope my hubby's not reading this!!! ::)
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Post by: drewstar on June 05, 2008, 08:41:31 am: Quote
How come whenever I tell anyone that I went for a soak in the tub last night with the wife they automatically think I was gong to have sex in the tub?

They obvisuly watched too many cheesy porn videos from the 1980s. Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka

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Honestly I don't have any desire to have sex in the tub. It seems difficult and not fun. But still people around me draw a connection between a hot tub and sex.

Why?

Fooling aorund in the hot tub can be fun, but you've got to be felxable both in mind and body. 8-)
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Post by: dax on June 05, 2008, 08:58:59 am: Quote
Honestly I don't have any desire to have sex in the tub. It seems difficult and not fun.

Not sure why it would be difficult as most tubs I've seen have numerous seating postions as well as plenty of space to do whatever comes to mind. Most of the time, my wife and I use the tub just to relax. However, if the kids aren't home, and we're in there and the urge strikes.... 8-)

On a side note, my wife sometimes has sex in the tub without me. :o There's this one jet that she's become very, um, familiar with. If you know what I mean.
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Post by: mactastic on June 05, 2008, 09:39:07 am: The only thing inappropriate would be the neighbors watching.
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Post by: Helios on June 05, 2008, 10:40:02 am: Women must be careful; there is always the risk of a hydrolock!!!
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Post by: Chas on June 05, 2008, 10:53:58 am: Quote
There's this one jet that she's become very, um, familiar with. If you know what I mean.

You didn't think those 'wrist jets' were actually for wrists/hands now, did you? Why do you think they always put at least one of them out near the center of the tub?

Of course, I have never found a classy way of putting that information into a sales pitch.

8-)
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Post by: Hillbilly Hot Tub on June 05, 2008, 11:03:44 am: How about the volcano jets! :o
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Post by: East_TX_Spa on June 05, 2008, 11:19:04 am: Quote
How about the volcano jets! :o

Those jets are revered by those Sadist-Machomens, I reckon.

Term
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Post by: Brookenstein on June 05, 2008, 11:30:31 am: Hey Term, no offense to the the person in your current avatar pic... but I prefered the hot blonde.
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Post by: drewstar on June 05, 2008, 11:33:50 am: Quote
The only thing inappropriate would be the neighbors watching.

(in my best George Castanza voice)

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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Post by: East_TX_Spa on June 05, 2008, 11:38:53 am: Quote
Hey Term, no offense to the the person in your current avatar pic... but I prefered the hot blonde.

If you say so....enjoy:
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/BobHarrington_0.jpg)
Title: Re: Sex in a hot tub???
Post by: Hillbilly Hot Tub on June 05, 2008, 11:40:29 am: Quote

Those jets are revered by those Sadist-Machomens, I reckon.

Term

;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Brookenstein on June 05, 2008, 12:00:59 pm: Quote

If you say so....enjoy:
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/BobHarrington_0.jpg)

Not the blonde I was thinking of.
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Post by: Micah on June 05, 2008, 12:27:58 pm: Quote
On a side note, my wife sometimes has sex in the tub without me. :o There's this one jet that she's become very, um, familiar with. If you know what I mean.

My wife insists that I dont sell relaxation or therapy, she says that I sell $10,000 sex toys
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Post by: Chas on June 05, 2008, 12:31:29 pm: Quote

My wife insists that I dont sell relaxation or therapy, she says that I sell $10,000 sex toys
I have always tried to hint at that - but I may have to be more forthcoming in this economy. I could always just say it, I suppose....

And BTW - Tim Melbrod is our rep out here in La La Land, and he is the best factory rep I have ever had bar none.

8-)
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Post by: East_TX_Spa on June 05, 2008, 12:35:59 pm: Tim is 80% of the man he once was.

Term
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Post by: Micah on June 05, 2008, 12:47:03 pm: Tim is one of the nicest guys I have ever met. I wish he was a Jacuzzi rep
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Post by: Jacuzzi Jim on June 05, 2008, 12:48:28 pm: I remember hearing a thing on the local radio, it was one of those joke spots. It was a guy calling a spa store from his hot tub asking them how to get his blow up doll that got stuck in the filter system out. OMG it was one of the funniest things I ever heard.
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Post by: wewannahottub on June 05, 2008, 12:54:01 pm: Quote
Tim is 80% of the man he once was.

Term

Is that the David Letterman look-a-like? And, 80% of the man he was--from the volcano jets?? :o :o :o
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Post by: East_TX_Spa on June 05, 2008, 01:04:57 pm: Our rep, Keith Snook, is a super guy as well...he's just a little too flashy for my tastes, though:

(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/keithbling.jpg)

Term
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Post by: Jacuzzi Jim on June 05, 2008, 01:36:47 pm: Speaking of sex Term, or lack of? :'( Don't you have little one due here pretty soon?? :)
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Post by: East_TX_Spa on June 05, 2008, 01:55:02 pm: Yes sir, 13 days and counting. Another man child. :D

Termpappy
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Post by: Jacuzzi Jim on June 05, 2008, 02:04:35 pm: Get her in today for a C section and he can share the same B,day as Jacuzzi Jim. ;)
I turned 92 today divided by 2 of course. After helping with 3 spa deliveries yesterday I feel 92. :(

Name for the little guy yet???
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Post by: East_TX_Spa on June 05, 2008, 02:20:48 pm: Well Happy Berfday! :D

I wanted to name him Stymie Remus after my two all-time favorite characters from pop culture, but Ol' Meanness wants to name him Jentzen Von, which sounds like a girl's name to me or maybe a rassler. Might as well named him Farina. I'm not sure about the last name, yet. Hmmmppphh.

Term
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Post by: Tailhooker on June 05, 2008, 09:05:53 pm: Quote

Those jets are revered by those Sadist-Machomens, I reckon.

Term
Owwwwwwww!!!!
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Post by: The_real_Clown_Shoes on June 06, 2008, 02:21:13 pm: Name him Oderous.
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Post by: wewannahottub on June 06, 2008, 03:16:12 pm: Quote
Get her in today for a C section and he can share the same B,day as Jacuzzi Jim. ;)
I turned 92 today divided by 2 of course. After helping with 3 spa deliveries yesterday I feel 92. :(

Name for the little guy yet???

Csection is the way to go!!

Happy Bday JIMBO!!

[size=18]HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JIM, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JIM, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU![[/size]

[smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif]

Chrisi ;D
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Post by: spahappy on June 07, 2008, 05:03:57 pm: Quote

On a side note, my wife sometimes has sex in the tub without me. :o There's this one jet that she's become very, um, familiar with. If you know what I mean.

Ohhh yeah, I have a favorite jet in my tub too!!! ;)
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Post by: SDCPL858 on June 11, 2008, 06:07:46 pm: Are you serious? That was the first thing the wife and I did to break ours in. :P We find it very romantic to light some candles and have some soft music playing, the baby is in bed...
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Post by: SDCPL858 on June 11, 2008, 06:10:28 pm: Quote

Ohhh yeah, I have a favorite jet in my tub too!!! ;)

My wife has a favorite jet as well...LMAO ;) ;D :o :P
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Post by: H823Putt on June 11, 2008, 06:13:48 pm: Quote
in a hot tub , on a hot tub , by the hot tub, ;D ;D

I agree 100% and then in the pool, around the pool and on the pool. ;D ;D ;D