Hot Tub Forum
Original => Hot Tub Forum => Topic started by: Chas on March 13, 2008, 02:04:52 am
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OK - Rich S100 came up with a great name for a new spa -
The Chas Chasm 900.
If I was going to sell a private label spa, what do you think I would call it? Please give me your suggestions.
I have already ruled out -
Haven't Spas
ColdSpring Spas
WarmSpring Spas
GreenWater Spas
CA spas
OK spas (Substitute your own state)
Magorium's Spa Emporium
The Best Spas
Tuscon Spas
Terminal Spas
Living Waters
Ford Spas (this one might be taken)
Spas by Chas (you have to mispronounce one of them to make this work)
Bob's Spas. (The guy with no arms or legs)
Wet Ones (I kinda like this one...)
Monk Spas
Apple - the spa for the rest of us.
Orange - think REALLY different
Minimum Daily Requirement Spas
Spa's Spas
Wrinkly Toes Hot Tubs
Dimension .5
Demented Spas
OK- those are out. Now, really, give me your ideas please.
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I can't believe you missed the ISpa!
It costs twice as much as the top o' the line HotSpring and runs on an internal, non-replaceable battery.
Plus, there is a better model coming out right after you buy yours.
- The Haven't! That's funny!!
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Oz Spas...just ignore the man behind the curtain...
Shell colors: Yellow Brick Road, Emerald City, Ruby Red Slippers
"So easy, even a scarecrow can maintain it!"
"Have a heart, buy an Oz Spas!"
"Don't be a scaredy cat, jump in an Oz Spas!"
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How bout the "youdontwantthispieceofshitspabuyahotspringsspasoicanmakemoremoney" spa.
It may not be as catchy as some other names but it has subliminal messages built in. ;)
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"Faux Pas Spas" or "Faux Spas"
"Mardi Spas"
"Tub Girl"
"Spa Dee Da"
"Paw Paw Spaws"
"Juh Coozie Premium Spas"
"Bubba's Tubbas"
"Tub O' Lub"
Terminator
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"Tub O' Lub"
How bout the "tub o luv".
Oh wait...Dimension One already used that one.
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(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/drunkenbeaver.jpg)
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"Tub Girl"
Terminator
Dat ain't raht!
;D
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(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/drunkenbeaver.jpg)
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Term, Term, Term.........Thanks!
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(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/spaspanky.jpg)
Spa 'N KY (If you decide to sell these in the Bluegrass State)
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How about " sitting in my own soup - spa" for those who never want to change the water :P ;D
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My son and soon to be x-employee - said we should call them "Just Kidding."
Not all the right brain cells transfered, obviously.
An employee named Patrick just texted me and said, "Spawsome."
I like that - keep em coming!! If this ever really happens I need to be ready.
Other Ideas I have kicked around -
Pizza Spas. Get yours with everything.
Affordable Portables
Rich Toys
Cheap soak
Spa Sale (Don't those words always go together?)
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Apple Spas should read - Pretencious, lets you think your better than everyone else and we will charge you more as proof your worth it.
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How about SoCal Spas
Never mind, seeing as you'll only have a couple of models to start with it probably won't work out ;)
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Apple Spas should read - Pretentious, lets you think you're better than everyone else and we will charge you more as proof your worth it.
Yeah - but I already have one pretentious line... I suppose I would want to sell a lower line and charge less. Ok, apple is out.
How about - Internet Bubble Machines (IBM)??
Or, as long as we're doing the abbreviations -
SOS - Sold only at Shows
SOS - Soak or Shut-up
SOS - Soak out Stress
BLT - Big Luxurious Tub
BLT - Bubbles Lessen Tension
Hey - it's early. ::) ::)
I have to go to the Home Show. That's not a suggested name, but it is a reason I won't be online all day, and a reason I'll need some good laughs to come home to later this evening.
Thanks
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Chas, if your goal is to sell counterfeit Chinese products, be sure and at least put a little more thought into your advertising than Jack did:
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/jacksuzispas.jpg)
I have found a whole bunch of absolute rip-off spa companies during my search and will try to post the information when I get a chance.
Terminator
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This one's actually a pretty good alternative for people that would typically buy a Costco spa or a Softub:
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/EastTexasSpa/wonderpants.jpg)
Terminator
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Jack's Uzi.
I think that's the new Israeli spa, isn't it?
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Well, after two days at the Home Show from Hell, and looking forward to spending all day there again today, I have some new ideas for us -
"HowmanyJets and HowmanyHorsePower Spas"
or
"Whatsyerpriceonthatone? Spas"
or
"HowManyHaveYouSold Spas"
Now I remember why I haven't done one of these stupid things for close to ten years!!
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Chas,
Your show cannot be as bad as ours. Our tent blew away. We were having a tent sail. :D
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Actually, our tent DID blow away! Wow. You too?
We set up one on Thursday that was a wimpy thing I bought from Harbor Freight. It was blown to bits in a couple of hours - well before the home show opened. The second one was a real tent - a manly thing 30x30. And it started to come apart just as people began to filter in. The weather kept most folks at home, but the ones who came didn't stay in our booth long.
The fairgrounds workers came over and told me all about how they would help people sue me if the tent went wild, but they did nothing to help. My team was on the way with ropes, garbage cans to fill with water and stakes. But just as they rolled up a big gust almost took it. They tied it to the bumper of our truck, or it would have been gone with the wind.
We suddenly realized that one of the fairground workers also works for me as a delivery helper, and the next thing I knew there were 15 people, a forklift and a water truck all working to keep our tent in place! They brought a pallet with some cement blocks, some rope, some plastic barrels, and the water truck to fill them in seconds. It was amazing! I hope I don't get some sort of bill for it all.
But the wall of our tent had to come down, and once that was down the wind blew through our 'booth' like crazy. All the silk plants and closing table stuff had to go, and we couldn't hold onto brochures or anything. It was impossible to talk to people, and it did the same today, but with ICY COLD on the wind. We sold a Jetsetter, an RX and got one lead on an Envoy. Oh, and watched a lot of people walk away shivering. Welcome to Paradise.
I could have faxed in that much business...
I bet it will be gorgeous tomorrow as we move the spas back and the tent guys show up!!
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