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Original => Hot Tub Forum => Topic started by: wmccall on January 09, 2008, 04:11:25 pm

Title: 7 dirty words
Post by: wmccall on January 09, 2008, 04:11:25 pm
Actually there is a lot more than 7.   This forum does have its banned word list and because you people are somewhat dignfied and polite, we seldom see any issues.

Today I came accross another forum that banned the word NAZI.  To me that is political correctness gone too far.  I once sent a complaint to a restaurant and the whole complaint got ignored because the person responding really got upset that I called the restaurant's manager a "water Nazi" He wouldn't address the issue after that.

Most of you who have come to this forum in recent years probably don't remember when [glow]spoon[/glow] was a banned word.  ::)

My first act as moderator was to remove that.  And not suprisingly, it hasn't been abused.

Title: Re: 7 dirty words
Post by: Zep on January 09, 2008, 04:16:54 pm
is "CAL SPAS" part of the 7 dirty words?


 ;)
Title: Re: 7 dirty words
Post by: East_TX_Spa on January 09, 2008, 04:27:26 pm
I really liked the nanny software's alteration of the word platypus when I wrote about my trip to Australia.

Edit- <fecal matter>! It doesn't work anymore.  Platygirlthingy.

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Title: Re: 7 dirty words
Post by: Spatech_tuo on January 09, 2008, 04:29:50 pm
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is "CAL SPAS" part of the 7 dirty words?


 ;)

Nah, not a dirty word. Just a sin to buy one!  ;)
Title: Re: 7 dirty words
Post by: AstaLaVista on January 09, 2008, 06:06:19 pm
Call me stupid.... but why was the word Spoon banned?  Am I missing something? :-/
Title: Re: 7 dirty words
Post by: East_TX_Spa on January 09, 2008, 06:09:01 pm
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Call me stupid.... but why was the word Spoon banned?  Am I missing something? :-/

S- "is"
Poon- "tang"

Spoon= "is poo(n)-tang"

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Title: Re: 7 dirty words
Post by: AstaLaVista on January 09, 2008, 06:11:12 pm
ohhh okay I get it.. thanks for explaining! ;)
Title: Re: 7 dirty words
Post by: Dr. Spa™ Ret. on January 09, 2008, 06:13:23 pm
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Call me stupid.... but why was the word Spoon banned?  Am I missing something? :-/

You're just young and don't know some very old slang terms. "Scum" use to be a rather nasty slang term at one time.
Title: Re: 7 dirty words
Post by: East_TX_Spa on January 09, 2008, 06:22:07 pm
"Philbert" is another.

Now I have to wash my mouf out.

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Title: Re: 7 dirty words
Post by: Cyn on January 09, 2008, 06:27:59 pm
I am confused.  Has the definition of Nazi been changed?  
Title: Re: 7 dirty words
Post by: Chad on January 09, 2008, 06:50:34 pm
So what happens if Philbert spoons the scum out of his spa?
Title: Re: 7 dirty words
Post by: Vinny on January 09, 2008, 07:48:50 pm
I thought we were going George Carlin ... On TV you can prick your finger but you can't finger your ...

BTW, I still don't get spoon, maybe it's not an east coast thing ... more than likely I'm just stupid with stuff like this!
Title: Re: 7 dirty words
Post by: Zep on January 09, 2008, 09:09:36 pm
re: Nah, not a dirty word. Just a sin to buy one!

You SpaNazi!....Then I am a sinner and love it!
Title: Re: 7 dirty words
Post by: MostlyLurkingGal on January 09, 2008, 10:50:57 pm
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So what happens if Philbert spoons the scum out of his spa?

LOL! Good one Chad ;D
Title: Re: 7 dirty words
Post by: East_TX_Spa on January 10, 2008, 11:31:24 am
When I was growing up, we weren't allowed to say Engelbert Humperdink (but I did every chance I got...still do!)

ENGELBERT HUMPERDINK!

I'm trying to teach my 14 month old how to say "DaDa", but all he says is "CaCa".  My 9-year old girl calls me the same thing.  So does my wife, come to think of it.

ENGELBERT HUMPERDINK!

When I was waiting tables in Norman, OK, this old fella and his family were yucking it up with me.  He says "Son, you must be from Texas!"

I says "Yessir, how can you tell?"

He says "'Cause you shore got a twang on you!"

I looks down, looks back up and says "Well, thank you, but I thought my apron covered it up."

He got to chucklin', his wife looked mortified, and his daughter took a good long look at my apron.

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Title: Re: 7 dirty words
Post by: drewstar on January 10, 2008, 01:08:09 pm
I remember when my Uncle Gus took a trip to Tia Juna and he drank the water. He had the worst case of the Arjuna's  that  he ever had.  He thought he'd never get off the Haven.

Title: Re: 7 dirty words
Post by: Tyheethan on January 10, 2008, 03:50:34 pm
HA!  I love it!

Anyone notice Term is 1 post away from 5000.  Does he get some sort of prize or something?
Title: Re: 7 dirty words
Post by: East_TX_Spa on January 10, 2008, 04:14:16 pm
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HA!  I love it!

Anyone notice Term is 1 post away from 5000.  Does he get some sort of prize or something?

I am?  Cool!  I'll have to come up with something worthy for #5000!

Thanks for giving me a heads up. :)

Edit: <DAMMIT!!!!!>

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Title: Re: 7 dirty words
Post by: MostlyLurkingGal on January 10, 2008, 05:58:58 pm
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I am?  Cool!  I'll have to come up with something worthy for #5000!

Thanks for giving me a heads up. :)

Edit: <DAMMIT!!!!!>

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Title: Re: 7 dirty words
Post by: Chad on January 11, 2008, 01:33:59 am
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That made me chuckle.
Title: Re: 7 dirty words
Post by: wmccall on January 11, 2008, 07:38:36 am
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HA!  I love it!

Anyone notice Term is 1 post away from 5000.  Does he get some sort of prize or something?


He earns a free lunch today only (the day of the post) at Lucky's Grille in Hilliard, Ohio.  I'll be there with my credit card.