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General => General info Somewhat hot tub related => Topic started by: stuart on February 06, 2005, 05:00:16 pm
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I saw a great bumper sticker and thought this would be a great source to what others have seen. Here are three of the better ones I seen lately....
"Cover me while I change lanes" (On the interstate in CA)
"Visualize World Peace....Through Global intimidation of superior firepower!"
"Tailgate at your own risk, Driver has PMS and a Gun"
Any other good ones…..?
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IAny other good ones…..?
Directions to Ann Arbor, North till you smell it,west till you step in it.
Ann Arbor is a Wh0re
My other car is a piece of crap too
I brake for hallucinations.
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Seen in Berkely, CA:
"nuke the gay, iranian, draft-dodging wales."
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I had this one made:
"Honk if you're blind'
But I never had the nerve to put it on my car. I was afraid I would offend some blind people.
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My favorites:
"Hang up and drive"
"If man were not supposed to eat animals, God wouldn't have made them out of meat"
Brewman
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My favorites:
"If man were not supposed to eat animals, God wouldn't have made them out of meat"
Brewman
Vegetarian.....Indian word for Poor Hunter!
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PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
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I had this one made:
"Honk if you're blind'
But I never had the nerve to put it on my car. I was afraid I would offend some blind people.
It's not like they would see it.
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"Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?"
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do you know why blind people don't sky dive?
(it scares the hell out of the dog)
but they can always relax in a well built hot tub to unwind........
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horn broke, watch for finger.
I may be driving slow, but I'm ahead of you.
If people don't like my driving, they should get off the sidewalk!
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Along the same lines, I have a personalized license plate, it is HOTWNGS and it has a tie to my website Columbuswings.com
However I am amazed at the stupid things people put on personalized plates. It seems like in order to own a Chrysler PT Cruiser you are required to get a plate with some form of MYPTCRSR on it.
Then there are the other people who think there car is so hot they have have to tell people what it is. I saw a Classic yesterday. I was following a Saab 93 down the road. I knew it was a Saab 93 because it was on the trunk in big chrome letters installed at the factory. I'll bet you can guess what the plate was. It was SAAB 93. Why would someone spend $80 a year to tell the world the obvious?
And if you are a 20 something young, good looking male, do not under any circumstances allow your girl friend to get personalized plates. As soon as they are installed she will forget how to drive. Then she will make you run all kinds of errands (usually to pick up tampons) in her car. Everytime I see a car with plates such as SEXYSUE, HOTBABE, or CUTECHIC its always some 20 something guy driving it!
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My boss has an old BMW 325IX and had the liscense plate IH8SNO. He didn't renew it one year, and when he went to get it the next year, the DMV said he couldn't have a plate that has the word Hate in it. Bummer for his bimmer.
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I know DVL666 is not allowed in Ohio. (Not that I tried)
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My plate is blu byu (blew by you) on the SVT. :)
You guys have covered most of the good bumper stickers...
Steve
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Saw another plate yesterday. It was MYJAG. I felt like stopping him and saying NO KIDDING as if I wouldn't know that, I guess it could have been a company car. I guess if you own a VW Beetle you are also required to have some sort of personalized plate.
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How about:
BNKS
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As in: "The Bank's"
;)
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If your Driving make sure you got a car!
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I heard this from a comedian
Pork - the noun - not the verb ;D
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I brake for hallucinations.
Your slipping, I already had that one. Today I saw a Hummer with the plate - TOTALH2. Had the owner been around, I would have said, "Thanks,I thought it might have been part VW Rabbit.
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You're slipping, I already had that one.
Had what one? ? ?
I think you're seeing things Bill.
;)
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Don't do that to me, I'm already questioning my sanity. Time to close my eyse and see how close I can guess it takes my watch to advance 60 seconds.
Anyone remember what movie that is from?
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No, but I did see a funny bumper sticke while I was on Maui recently:
"I had a Barbie Doll but I melted her down for surfboard wax"
I guess it's a local thing...
;)
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Don't do that to me, I'm already questioning my sanity. Time to close my eyse and see how close I can guess it takes my watch to advance 60 seconds.
Anyone remember what movie that is from?
uumm....how about... "Memory, Gone in 60 seconds"? ;)
The question is do you lose track of counting yet by the time you get to 60?
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I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
;)
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Out of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Only the lead dog gets a change of scenery.
IRS1
I'll take Heaven for the climate and Hell for the society. (sorry Chas it's on my neighbors bumper)
Some people make things happen.
Some people watch things happen.
People like us wonder what just happened.
B-beautiful
I-intellegent
T-tallented
C-chic
H-happy
Y-youthful
My favorite....
It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underware... ;)
Spahappy :D
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Bumper stickers....
"Keep honking, I'm reloading..."
"Save a cow, eat a vegitarian..."
As for personalized plates-- I too, am guilty for overstating the obvious... Mine says C SPA GO.
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I loves owls, they taste like chicken!
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As for personalized plates-- I too, am guilty for overstating the obvious... Mine says C SPA GO.
I had one that said "Spas." I was trying so hard to get "Spas etc" but at the time we only had six letters available and no spaces could be used. Everybody kept asking me why I was announcing that I was a spaz.....
A friend who does repair for us had one that said "Spa Man." Actually, it said spaman, and people thought he was telling them that he was spammin' ...
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uumm....how about... "Memory, Gone in 60 seconds"? ;)
The question is do you lose track of counting yet by the time you get to 60?
Yea, that can happen if I get distracted. But its from an early scene in Blue Thunder.
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Yea, that can happen if I get distracted. But its from an early scene in Blue Thunder.
I could even picture the scene with Roy Sheider but I could not remember the name of the movie! I've seen it so many times it should be ingrained in my memory!
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Being something of a prankster I might order some of these
http://www.prankplace.com/bumper.htm
Perfect for the cars parked illegally in handicap spots, or parked in two or more spots, or for friends.
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Thanks for the laugh. I'll need to check out that website in more detail when I get some spare time.
Some of the stuff on there was hilarious.
Brewman
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Being something of a prankster I might order some of these
http://www.prankplace.com/bumper.htm
Perfect for the cars parked illegally in handicap spots, or parked in two or more spots, or for friends.
that's a scream! I have to order some of these. My coworkers are going to love me. ;D
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Not a sticker but a plate.
Lady in porsche with tag
"WUZ HIS"
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(http://www.prankplace.com/images/stickers/87.jpg)
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bumper sticker - "How can I miss you, if you won't go away?" ;D
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Saw a really cute one this morning...
"OH EVOLVE"
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Back to personalized plates, saw an odd one.
4TH OVI
Was she proud of her drunk driving record?
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...and now for something completely different
We have lived in our new home for almost two years.
Our neighbour directly across the street from us has a very interesting liscense plate.
NOTT C
At the time, I did not know what to make of this plate (and my new neighbour). But now knowing them personally it is completely NOT what you think.
He is a retired Brit who is fanatical about soccer - he strongly supports the Nottingham Soccer Club. Apperently this plate has been the centre of contraversy for a very long time. While pouring me a pint of some British ale in his exact replica of his favorite British pub in his basement, he showed me all the press clippings he's aquired over the years.
I respect his decision to retain and fight for his plate. It is not hate related at all. However, I would probably personally have it changed to avoid any confusion.
Jc
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Wow, at least its a converation starter. But I'd be worried that if the car was left unattended it might offend some person who thinks the obvious and vandalism might occur. I wonder if he had to get that passed the censors? Her in Ohio, I'm sure they would have rejected it, but you can appeal, for cases like that.
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From what I understand, he's had the same plate for quite some time - they tried to force him to change it but he fought it and won!
I don't think you could get away with it nowadays - way too problematic -would more than likely be censored.
Tres bizarre!
Jc
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Saw this yesterday on the plate of a green VW beatle.
FLU BUG
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this is some good stuff. very funny
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Marrage.... the leading cause for divorce ;D
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My dentist has a personalized plate with
2th DR ;D
Steve
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Ah yes. Dental plates.
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Saw this personalized plate
THEHUMR
Any wild guesses what kindof vehichle it was on?
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Saw this personalized plate
THEHUMR
Any wild guesses what kindof vehichle it was on?
Uhh...a Mini Cooper??
;D ;) :P ::)
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Ah yes. Dental plates.
Being the crown that you are, I knew you would get the root of it! ;) I see you've been brushing up on your dental terminology and I didn't even have to tell you to fill in the blanks... ;D
Steve
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Uhh...a Mini Cooper??
;D ;) :P ::)
Ok my dear...here's mine. Can ya get it? :)
BLUBYU
BRNWUBA
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Ok my dear...here's mine. Can ya get it? :)
BLUBYU
BRNWUBA
Ok, I noticed two here:
One the thread is turning into "Bumper Stumpers"
and two,
Steve has a bit of a lisp. ;D
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The first one is on your Monster Truck, am I right??
:-* ;)
I have a friend who, to put it nicely, is very flat chested. (She is worse than Twiggy.) Anyway, she has a vanity plate that says "wannabe". One day, during a major traffic jam, a guy pulled up next to her and asked "What do you wannabe?" Without missing a beat, she said "A B cup."!! The poor guy didn't know what to say!
:o
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LOL! ;D Poor girl...(Or poor husband... :-/ ;) )
Anyway...
Damn...I thought I lost that lisp! How the heck did you get that I owed a monster truck outa that? ??? ;D
That's the plate on my Lightning... Blew By You! (BLUBYU) Get it...get it! ;D
The other was kinda obvious but it's going on my '65 Vette.
When I get it! ;)
Steve
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Back to bumper stickers, next week is our annual golf/Red's game outing. I'm not sure if my Sante Fe will hold the 4 of us and 4 golf bags so if anyone else drives, I bought those joke magnetic bumper "sticker" and will put it on the back of the car belong to whomever does drive. It will be fun to watch the look on the peoples face as they pass us. I'm leaning towards using the I LOVE GAY PORN one.
I see they added a new one
(http://www.prankplace.com/images/bumper/paycuts.jpg)
I would use this one, but we may have open beer in the car.
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LOL! ;D Poor girl...(Or poor husband... :-/ ;) )
Anyway...
Damn...I thought I lost that lisp! How the heck did you get that I owed a monster truck outa that? ??? ;D
That's the plate on my Lightning... Blew By You! (BLUBYU) Get it...get it! ;D
The other was kinda obvious but it's going on my '65 Vette.
When I get it! ;)
Steve
Got it! I remember you posting a picture of your truck, and listing the specs, and to me, it was a monster! Of course, being 5'0", just about any full size truck is a monster to me! LOL! ;)
'65 Vette! Oooh, very cool! I have an '86 Vette by default (I married the owner), but really want a 60's model! *Sigh* Maybe someday!!!
Ok, hijack over!
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Ok, hijack over!
Being that this is the BS section anyway, I'd classify it as a minor diversion, not a hijack.
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Being that this is the BS section anyway, I'd classify it as a minor diversion, not a hijack.
;D ;D ;D
I saw this vanity plate this evening.
NVMYZ
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;D ;D ;D
I saw this vanity plate this evening.
NVMYZ
Saw this one today LITAG8R on a Lexus of course.
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FRGTBTIT
COWBYUP
CCHPTATO
7OF9
9ERSFAN
ALWAYS2
CHESEHED
IFLYSOLO
IVLOSTR2
PRNCS
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The first one is on your Monster Truck, am I right??
:-* ;)
I have a friend who, to put it nicely, is very flat chested. (She is worse than Twiggy.) Anyway, she has a vanity plate that says "wannabe". One day, during a major traffic jam, a guy pulled up next to her and asked "What do you wannabe?" Without missing a beat, she said "A B cup."!! The poor guy didn't know what to say!
:o
I have a friend with the IBTC (Itty Bitty Titty Commity) ;) ;D
....can I say that here...?? :-[ ???
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We here in Wyoming have 2 very famous bumper stickers:
Welcome to Wyoming, now take a grizzly and go home!
and
I stop for Jackalope!
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I miss my ex but my aim is getting better
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Bill,
here is one for you, spotted in East Lansing Last Friday.
Have you kicked a wolverine today? ;D
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Bill,
here is one for you, spotted in East Lansing Last Friday.
Have you kicked a wolverine today? ;D
Love it, obviously that person lives a spartan existence.
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Saw an interesting bumper sticker today, I think what made it interesting was the other one on the same bumper.
The first was a fairly normal, "My child is an honor student at Huy Elementary School" The other bumper sticker, "I pee in pools" To be not only odd, but an odd complement to the first one. I hope the kid is indeed smarter than the parent.