Hot Tub Forum
General => General info Somewhat hot tub related => Topic started by: wmccall on February 04, 2005, 02:12:50 pm
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Ok, I had a slow day at work, this has been suggeste. Here it is.
You guys know me, I'm fairly tolerant and open minded. The only rules are, I make the rules! 8) As previously mentioned I think there are enough Red state vs Blue State or You must be saved By Jesus Christ messages on every forum. I'm not that interested in what you think about the war in Iraq either.
A few Yankee or Canuk jokes are not out of line.
BTW, got my new cover insert in and fixed my lifter! 8)
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Is this where my Super Bowl posts should go?
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Is this where my Super Bowl posts should go?
By all means.
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Can you move that thread over here? I can’t see myself using that other topic thread. I never talk about hottubs.
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let the chit and chattin begin! ;D ;D ;D
And let me be the first to say thanks!
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It's optional to be saved by Jesus Christ.
Other than that, I think this is a great idea!!
;) ;)
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Chas,
This will be good spot for all the info on Hawaii you are going to tell us about!
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Indeed... plenty of options for being saved or abdicated.
shop around, ask plenty of questions and wet test.
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You are the TOPS in moderators!!!
;D :D ;D :D
Been a really crummy week! Hubby just called, and I had only asked for one thing for V-Day, and the order was cancelled! :'( :'( :'( :'(
That is the ending to a very long and horrible week! Glad it is Friday for that reason!!!
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Can you move that thread over here? I can’t see myself using that other topic thread. I never talk about hottubs.
Ahh, darn, it I just figured how to do this and they are demanding more already! (I'll see, I'm figuring out this software as it goes.
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It's optional to be saved by Jesus Christ.
Other than that, I think this is a great idea!!
;) ;)
You probably understand my feelings on that, I assume. Where in Hawaii? Haven't been there since 88. Hope to go back again, that will come back on the agenda after our 06 cruise.
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You are the TOPS in moderators!!!
;D :D ;D :D
Been a really crummy week! Hubby just called, and I had only asked for one thing for V-Day, and the order was cancelled! :'( :'( :'( :'(
That is the ending to a very long and horrible week! Glad it is Friday for that reason!!!
The Jaguar plant on strike? I guess I see where my luck has switched too. Gina gets to lose her arm sling on Valentines day btw
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Nice!
I hope it stays.
Kudos to Bill!
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Nice!
I hope it stays.
Kudos to Bill!
Do we get banned if we talk about spas in this section??
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Do we get banned if we talk about spas in this section??
Banned and Disbarred.
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Indeed... plenty of options for being saved or abdicated.
shop around, ask plenty of questions and wet test.
RATS!!!!!!!!! I skimmed over this one and read it as, "addicted... and plenty of testing"........ Though this was maybe some kind of free offer.......what a dissapointment when I read it slower......
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BTW, got my new cover insert in and fixed my lifter! 8)
How was it to install? No tears I presume.
BTW, Is this where Chas was when he was banned?
....I heard he was the "leader of the Banned" ;)
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It was "banned to the bone."
;)
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Where in Hawaii? Haven't been there since 88. Hope to go back again, that will come back on the agenda after our 06 cruise.
We are taking our kids to Oahu for five days first. We want to show them the new visitor center at the Arizona memorial, and drive around not talking about business and/or home schooling for a few days.
Then they fly home and Mrs. Chas and I go to Maui for five more days. We'll be at the Grand Wilea Resort if any of you would like to join us, but don't count on seeing us at the hotel much: we have a full itinerary of outings planned and a rental car awaits.
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So this horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, why the long face?" :P
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Two guys walked into a bar.
One of them should have seen it coming.
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Two snakes walk into a bar..... ;) ;D
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How was it to install? No tears I presume.
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No tears when you negotiate the installation as part of the price. Let them young spa techs deal with it.
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. We want to show them the new visitor center at the Arizona memorial
Quick story, Feb, 1988 Gina and I are in the visitors center watching the movie they show you before you take the boat to the Arizona. The lights come up, the boat isn't back yet, so the moderator asks, "Do you remember where you were when you found out Pearl Harbor was attacked?"
One person speaks up, "I was stationed here at Hickam, but I was home on leave.
Another woman speaks up, "I lived on the Coast in Seattle, we boarded up our windows because we were told we were net"
Then this little guy two seats over from me, says, "I was loading bombs on the carrier Akagi."
Silence for quite a while.
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A spa sales man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots of Jack Daniels.
As fast as the bartender can set 'em up, he's knock in 'em down.
The spa sales man finishes the last shot, and the bartender says hey buddy what's the deal?
The spa sales man says, If you had what I had, you'd drink like I drink!
The bartener asks well what do you have?
The spa sales man answers
Two bucks!
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A spa sales man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots of Jack Daniels.
As fast as the bartender can set 'em up, he's knock in 'em down.
The spa sales man finishes the last shot, and the bartender says hey buddy what's the deal?
The spa sales man says, If you had what I had, you'd drink like I drink!
The bartener asks well what do you have?
The spa sales man answers
Two bucks!
I love this!! Thanks!
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Ah, the trade winds are blowing....
The sun is shining,
The beach is calling to us....
And my wife is sound asleep with a bad cold.
Oh brother.....
Welcome to Hawaii.
(http:// http://doubletree.hilton.com/en/hotels/content/HNLKADT/media/images/HNLKADT_Doubletree_Alana_Hotel_Waikiki_home_left.jpg)
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slow day here too.......
a cheese sandwich walks into a bar and the barman says, sorry, we dont serve food in here!!!!
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My daughter pointed to a couple of people walking on the beach today:
"Look Dad, there goes another person not talking on a cell phone!"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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A giraffe walks into a bar and says "The highballs are on me"! :D
Steve
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well, it's been a slow day again for me - so I thought I would post the following that I got sent...I know it's a REALLY long post..but I think it's funny, and just the way to spend those boring days in the office!!!!
Feeling bored in the office? Surely not.
Want to try something new and exciting to do? Why not initiate an office dare system - however to do it properly only you are allowed to know the dare. Sound
confusing? Well read on..........
ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES
1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player'
must be in the toilet at the time).
3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your head
6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily,"Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
9) While riding an lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open
THREE-POINTS DARES
1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask,"Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
FIVE POINT DARES
1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
5) After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent - As in "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.
7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce,"As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again."
9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".
11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why,say, "I can't talk about it".
13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig,etc) during a very important conference call.
15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.
18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
sorry it's really long, but like I said, I was bored!!!!
saz
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you left out a classic 5 pointer....
- find out where your boss shops for clothing and wear the same outfit 1 day later. (this is worth double points if the boss is the opposite gender of the player)