Author Topic: Great Bumper Stickers (Read 22794 times)

stuart · « **on:** February 06, 2005, 05:00:16 pm »

I saw a great bumper sticker and thought this would be a great source to what others have seen. Here are three of the better ones I seen lately....

"Cover me while I change lanes" (On the interstate in CA)

"Visualize World Peace....Through Global intimidation of superior firepower!"

"Tailgate at your own risk, Driver has PMS and a Gun"

Any other good ones�..?

Hot Tub Forum · « **on:** February 06, 2005, 05:00:16 pm »

wmccall · « **Reply #1 on:** February 06, 2005, 09:49:35 pm »

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IAny other good ones�..?

Directions to Ann Arbor, �North till you smell it,west till you step in it.

Ann Arbor is a Wh0re

My other car is a piece of crap too

I brake �for hallucinations.

Chas · « **Reply #2 on:** February 06, 2005, 11:56:45 pm »

Seen in Berkely, CA:

"nuke the gay, iranian, draft-dodging wales."

Chas · « **Reply #3 on:** February 06, 2005, 11:57:45 pm »

I had this one made:

"Honk if you're blind'

But I never had the nerve to put it on my car. I was afraid I would offend some blind people.

Brewman · « **Reply #4 on:** February 07, 2005, 08:43:09 am »

My favorites:

"Hang up and drive"

"If man were not supposed to eat animals, God wouldn't have made them out of meat"

Brewman

stuart · « **Reply #5 on:** February 07, 2005, 01:09:17 pm »

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My favorites:

"If man were not supposed to eat animals, God wouldn't have made them out of meat"

Brewman

Vegetarian.....Indian word for Poor Hunter!

SerjicalStrike · « **Reply #6 on:** February 10, 2005, 03:56:49 pm »

PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals

Q · « **Reply #7 on:** February 12, 2005, 03:17:32 pm »

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I had this one made:

"Honk if you're blind'

But I never had the nerve to put it on my car. I was afraid I would offend some blind people.

It's not like they would see it.

empolgation · « **Reply #8 on:** February 12, 2005, 04:54:05 pm »

"Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?"

drewdad · « **Reply #9 on:** February 14, 2005, 12:16:35 am »

do you know why blind people don't sky dive?

(it scares the hell out of the dog)

but they can always relax in a well built hot tub to unwind........

Russ · « **Reply #10 on:** February 14, 2005, 07:59:41 am »

horn broke, watch for finger.

I may be driving slow, but I'm ahead of you.

If people don't like my driving, they should get off the sidewalk!

wmccall · « **Reply #11 on:** February 14, 2005, 10:16:31 am »

Along the same lines, I have a personalized license plate, it is HOTWNGS and it has a tie to my website Columbuswings.com

However I am amazed at the stupid things people put on personalized plates. It seems like in order to own a Chrysler PT Cruiser you are required to get a plate with some form of MYPTCRSR on it.

Then there are the other people who think there car is so hot they have have to tell people what it is. I saw a Classic yesterday. I was following a Saab 93 down the road. I knew it was a Saab 93 because it was on the trunk in big chrome letters installed at the factory. I'll bet you can guess what the plate was. It was SAAB 93. Why would someone spend $80 a year to tell the world the obvious?

And if you are a 20 something young, good looking male, do not under any circumstances allow your girl friend to get personalized plates. As soon as they are installed she will forget how to drive. Then she will make you run all kinds of errands (usually to pick up tampons) in her car. Everytime I see a car with plates such as SEXYSUE, HOTBABE, or CUTECHIC its always some 20 something guy driving it!

SerjicalStrike · « **Reply #12 on:** February 14, 2005, 11:55:09 am »

My boss has an old BMW 325IX and had the liscense plate IH8SNO. He didn't renew it one year, and when he went to get it the next year, the DMV said he couldn't have a plate that has the word Hate in it. Bummer for his bimmer.

wmccall · « **Reply #13 on:** February 15, 2005, 07:50:22 am »

I know DVL666 is not allowed in Ohio. (Not that I tried)

Steve · « **Reply #14 on:** February 15, 2005, 03:19:47 pm »

My plate is blu byu (blew by you) on the SVT.

You guys have covered most of the good bumper stickers...

Steve

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