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Chas:
Two guys walked into a bar.

One of them should have seen it coming.

stuart:
Two snakes walk into a bar..... ;) ;D

wmccall:

--- Quote ---How was it to install? No tears I presume.

 ;)
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No tears when you negotiate the installation as part of the price.  Let them young spa techs deal with it.

wmccall:

--- Quote --- .  We want to show them the new visitor center at the Arizona memorial
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Quick story, Feb, 1988 Gina and I are in the visitors center watching the movie they show you before you take the boat to the Arizona. The lights come up, the boat isn't back yet, so the moderator asks, "Do you remember where you were when you found out Pearl Harbor was attacked?"

One person speaks up,  "I was stationed here at Hickam, but I was home on leave.

Another woman speaks up, "I lived on the Coast in Seattle, we boarded up our windows because we were told we were net"

Then this little guy two seats over from me, says, "I was loading bombs on the carrier Akagi."

Silence for quite a while.

Wisoki:
A spa sales man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots of Jack Daniels.

As fast as the bartender can set 'em up, he's knock in 'em down.

The spa sales man finishes the last shot, and the bartender says hey buddy what's the deal?

The spa sales man says, If you had what I had, you'd drink like I drink!

The bartener asks well what do you have?

The spa sales man answers

Two bucks!

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