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Anyone have any good jokes?
bosco0633:
A Day at the Races.
A group of 1st, 2nd and 3rd graders, accompanied by
two female teachers
went on a field trip to the local race track
to learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the toilet,
it was decided that the girls would go
with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The female teacher assigned to
the boys was waiting outside the men's room
when one of the boys came out and
told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside and began hoisting the
little boys up by their arm pits, one by one.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he
was unusually well endowed.
Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said,
"You must be in the 3rd!"
"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm in the 7th, riding SeaBiscuit... but
thanks."
bosco0633:
Two nuns are riding their bikes down the back streets of Rome .
One leans over to the other and says ,
"You know, I've never come this way before ."
The other nun whispers , "It's the cobblestones."
hotubinn:
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy!
drewstar:
--- Quote ---How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy!
--- End quote ---
The punch line I heard was
hey! how do you get a nun pregnant?
You f__k her!
Rude, but funny...or not.
Another one....
What do women say after having the most pleasuable, intense, fuflling sexual experince of thier entire life?
"Thanks Drewstar!"
8) ;) :D ;D
Snowbird:
--- Quote ---What do women say after having the most pleasuable, intense, fuflling sexual experince of thier entire life?
"Thanks Drewstar!" 8) ;) :D ;D
--- End quote ---
So, is it appropriate this is posted under the joke thread?
;D
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