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Damn thieving little jackasses!

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East_TX_Spa:
What's funny is that yesterday morning, I took my Walther P-99 and one of my AR-15's to the gun shop for some modifications, so I felt kind of naked with just the .45.

Anyway, I got a fairly good look at the little peckerheads.  If I'd of thought about it quicker, I would of hit them with the 10,000,000 candlepower spotlight I have sitting on the shelf and took their picture!  I guess I just weren't prepared. :-[

Terminator

dkersten:
I really hate it when people think they can just steal from you.  I used to work in audio, and some of the stories of people stealing during business hours, or breaking in at night can be quite amusing now, but when it happens you tend to want to shoot them, and then buy a bigger lock.  

Nothing brings home the usefulness of a gun like someone invading your space, whether it be at home or at your business.  

BTW, my favorite after hours break in story is the one where the guy used a roof jack to open the roof up and climb down.  Once he got through the tar and tore open the metal with the roof jack, the hole was a bit jagged.  In climbing down he cut himself up pretty good.  The best part however is he cleared off a shelf in the back room and climbed out, but the shelf was the warranty shelf so he stole a couple armfulls of broken stereo equipment!  To make it even funnier though, I was telling the story to my bowling team last year (the breakin was about 15 years ago) and one of my teammembers goes "Oh, that was Jack!".. I looked at him funny and he said that he was friends with the kid that did it.. knew the whole story from the thiefs perspective..

I have a few more good stories of incompetent thieves if anyone is interested.. its amazing how dumb people can be..

One more thing, while it would be tempting to fire a couple shots off to drive home the point to the would-be-thieves, you always gotta remember that the bullet will land someplace.. and nothing makes a bad night worse than by landing a bullet on top of someones head by mistake.

badval:

--- Quote ---One more thing, while it would be tempting to fire a couple shots off to drive home the point to the would-be-thieves, you always gotta remember that the bullet will land someplace.. and nothing makes a bad night worse than by landing a bullet on top of someones head by mistake.

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Not to mention you would not be justified shooting in that case (at them or into the air) & would find yourself going from the "victim" in the first complaint to the "perp" in the second complaint.

wmccall:
I thought you said I could stop by anytime, you didn't say the place had to be open.

East_TX_Spa:

--- Quote ---I thought you said I could stop by anytime, you didn't say the place had to be open.
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If that truly was you, I have to admit that you can flat out pick em up and put em down when somebody's yelling bloody murder at you! ;D

Terminator

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