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Wisoki:
BE WARNED! I DON'T WANT THIS HAPPENING TO YOU, LIKE IT HAPPENED TO ME. I

FEEL SO FOOLISH (AND CHEAP).

I don't how many of you shop at Costco, but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping there. This happened to me and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Costco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday... and also yesterday............. and most likely tomorrow.

drewstar:
And wouldn't you know it, I shop at BJ's.   :-[

(remeber years ago, when they first came to MA, (20 years now?)  they had several young,  attractive  ladies walk around town wearing buttons/pins that said "Ask me about BJs!".

I wonder if they could do that today and not get into trouble?

Tatooed_Lady:
drewstar, only if they're NOT wearing HOOTERS t-shirts, I'd guess?

East_TX_Spa:
One of the HotSpring dealers I'm friendly with told me this story about his girlfriend when we were in Australia:

Back in the late 70's during the CB radio craze, my buddy's girlfriend (Jean) and another girl (Barbara) decided to take a road trip from the northeast through the southwest.  The car they rented had a CB and they listened in fascination as truckers and travellers bantered back and forth over the airwaves.  Being a couple of young women in their late teens, they thought it would be fun to chat with people along the way.

They needed a handle.

Jean had a suggestion: "Let's call ourselves the 'JB Express'".

Barbara said: "That sounds good, but since I'm older than you, we'll be the 'BJ Express'".

And so the BJ Express was formed.

"Breaker, breaker 1-9, this is the BJ Express saying a big 'Hello' to all you truckers out there in Texas!"

The airwaves erupted!

"Come on back BJ Express, this here's Little Weasel.  What's your 20?"

"Howdy BJ Express!  They call me the LadyKiller.  Wanna pull over at the local 'Choke and Puke' and have a cup of coffee?"

"Breaker, breaker, this here's Turkey Gobbler lookin' for the BJ Express, come on back now."

And on and on and on and on.

Now the BJ Express was oblivious to the, um, titillating connotation of their chosen handle as they were virtuous young women who were unlearned in the more sordid ways of the world.

As the traffic of 18-wheelers rapidly increased and encircled their vehicle, a Texas Highway Patrolman (Smokey Bear) caught up with them on the flip side and pulled them over much to the consternation of the truckers.

"What in the HELL are you two gals doin' stirring things up like that?" Smokey Bear growled.  "Turn that damn radio off and if I hear one more peep out of the BJ Express, I'm takin' ya'll to jail."

The girls never realized until 20 years later what caused all the fuss.  They had finally lost their innocence.

True story.

Terminator  

drewstar:
Huh. My friend Richard Smocah had a similliar problem when he  drove through San Francisco.  ???   ::)

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