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Hot Tub Store Pic O'the Day 11-30-05

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Lablover2004:
Oh YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS now I totally understand,

Is this gentleman masquerading as Santa??????????????

East_TX_Spa:

--- Quote ---Is this gentleman masquerading as Santa??????????????
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He is a Magical Being, the Elven King!  He is an alchemist extraordinaire!  He can turn ordinary spas into one's made of iron pyrite using only aluminum and a wondrous wind generator!  He is the Protector of the Ignorant and is their undisputed leader!  He goes by many names, but we reverse reverently refer to him as The Flim Flam Man!

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Lablover2004:
Does he "Know" he is considered a flim flam man?


I never heard of him, don't know who he is, I just figured you had something against Santa clause, hahhaha.


Hmmmmmmmmm does he make spas?

East_TX_Spa:

--- Quote ---Does he "Know" he is considered a flim flam man?


I never heard of him, don't know who he is, I just figured you had something against Santa clause, hahhaha.


Hmmmmmmmmm does he make spas?
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Here's the story:

Santa Claus, the most Magical and Kindly of all Earthly Beings, owns Watkins Mfg., the company that makes HotSpring, Tiger River, and Solana Spas.  The sole purpose of this wonderful company is to make people throughout the world happy (while making money for the stockholders).  Only the bestest and goodest people each year get one of these most wonderful spas.

One bitter little elf that doesn't like Santa Claus or all the wonderful things he does for people decided to open a tiny little spa shop up in the hills of Colorado.  Instead of using quality parts and products that make people happy, he uses terrible and vile things like tin-foil and wind-machines that blow foul and stale air in his nefarious machines.  He pretends to be good and kind, but his heart is 3 sizes too small.  He relishes in spouting vitriolic monologues towards the ignorant and unlucky souls that cross his path.  It is the path of darkness.....

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Lablover2004:
Well I guess Santa Claus adores me because I got a Tiger River sumatran. We Love it, love it love it.


I just never knew how evil elves could be. I sure am glad I don't know any elves.

But I do know Jesus--------- Yes the real Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now theres a Saviour who Loves People! All People!
And he has the best heart of all, Plus he gives people a new heart to love others too.  I do feel very blessed. I never thought I would be able to ever get a spa.

I feel like a queen!!!!!!!!!!! God is Good!

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