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Chad:
As all you NFL fans know, the team that resides in my home city is an absolute disgrace this season. I recieved this in an email from a friend of mine(he's a Chief's fan, btw). Some pretty funny stuff.

The Missouri State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into St. Louis .
For the first offense, they give you two Rams tickets.  If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.


Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The St. Louis Rams

Q. What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.

Q. How do you keep a St. Louis Ram out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. Where do you go in St. Louis in case of a tornado?
A. To Edward Jones Dome, they never get a touchdown there!

Q. What's the difference between the St. Louis Rams and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. What do the Rams and a possum have in common?
A. They both play dead at home, and they get killed on the road!

Bonibelle:
Have faith Chad...My son went to the EAgles game tonight with his friend. If they lose tonight..I will be singing the same song and switching the Rams jokes for Eagle jokes!!

In Canada eh:
Chad,

  Don't feel bad, remember I'm a Lions fans :'(

Mr._Bubbles:

--- Quote ---Chad,

  Don't feel bad, remember I'm a Lions fans :'(
--- End quote ---


Umm, me too! Now where did I put my paper bag?

dax:

--- Quote ---Have faith Chad...My son went to the EAgles game tonight with his friend. If they lose tonight..I will be singing the same song and switching the Rams jokes for Eagle jokes!!
--- End quote ---

So those were the two I saw the cops dragging out on Monday night.  :D

Just think Boni, three weeks ago those jokes did apply to the Eagles.  Now three weeks later, we're right back in the hunt.  Root for the Vikings this weekend, and of course the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!

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