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Question for the smarties
stuart:
My turn;
Why do we drive on parkways and park and driveways?
If men get him-roids then why don't women get Her-roids?
Speaking of that who’s idea was it to put asteroids in hemisphere and hemorrhoids on your a$$?
How about this…Was an orange named for the color or was the color named for the fruit?
What’s another word for Thesaurus?
Brewman:
Stuart, you sound like a Steven Wright fan.
I invented powdered water, but I don't know what to mix it with.
I went to the store to get batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to go back.
r100rs:
How about the guy who invented the air-cooled engine for submarines.
Why is it that my dogs can play/run for hours and never have to relieve themselves - but when I take them for a walk as soon as we cross the property line - its time for a dump - no wonder the grass is always greener on the otherside.
r100rs
cappykat:
Thanks, r100rs...you gave me a great laugh!! I needed that.
stuart:
Ever wonder how cool it must have been for Adam when the first argument happened in the Garden of Eden......Eve was not able to dredge up past history, confuse him and win.
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