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Hot Tub Chili
East_TX_Spa:
I mixed some of this up Monday on my day off and it turned out great:
3 lbs ground venison
Brown it in a pot with 1/3 cup Worcestershire sauce
1/3 cup of Soy Sauce
1/2 cup of Kahlua Coffee Liquer
Drain liquid
Add 15 oz can of tomato sauce, then add 1 can of water
1 10 oz can of Campbell's Tomato Soup
1 bottle of Shiner Bock Beer
3 tablespoons of crushed red pepper
3 tablespoons of Tone's Chile and Lime Seasoning
3 tablespoons of Tone's Southwest Chipotle Seasoning
3 tablespoons of Pitre's Cajun Seasoning
2 tablespoons of Angostura Bitters
Add a package of Carroll Shelby's Chili Fixins
Stir it all up and let it simmer about 30 minutes on low.
While Jim soaked in his Jacuzzi
Drinking cold beer from a coozie
His gal was with Greg
Who seeded her egg
So Jim shot them both with an Uzi.
Spatech_tuo:
--- Quote ---While Jim soaked in his Jacuzzi
Drinking cold beer from a coozie
His gal was with Greg
Who seeded her egg
So Jim shot them both with an Uzi.
--- End quote ---
While Termie was cookin' some chili,
and listening to Milli Vanilli,
Ole Meanness stopped by,
and asked herself why,
she puts up with this hot tub Hill Billy
Jacuzzi Jim:
Kinda personal isn't it! >:( 8-) And what the heck is a coozie?
East_TX_Spa:
--- Quote --- Kinda personal isn't it! >:( 8-) And what the heck is a coozie?
--- End quote ---
One of them foam things you wrap around your beer to keep it cold.
My gal, on the day that I met her
Made it clear there's just one way I'd get her
"Your very best chance
To get in my pants
Is to buy me a HotSpring Jetsetter."
Girl you know it's true...ooo-ooo-ooo, I love you....
Buhwheat sings "I been wookin' pa nub in all da wong paces...."
Jacuzzi Jim:
Well that explains a lot, its cold enough up here we dont need a coozie, and I drink my beer to fast to own one!
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